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One Sunday morning, Chelsea burst into the living room quarters at the White House and said, "Dad, Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the greatest hunk in Washington. He lives in Georgetown and his name is Matt."
After dinner, the President took Chelsea aside. "Honey I have to talk to you. Your mother and I have been married a long time. She's a wonderful wife but she's never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I have fooled around with other women a lot. Matt is actually your half-brother, and I am afraid you cannot marry him."
Chelsea was heartbroken, but after eight months she eventually started dating again. A year later she came home and very proudly announced: "Robert asked me to marry him! We are getting married in June."
Again her father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. "Robert is your half-brother too. Honey, I'm awfully sorry about this."
Chelsea was furious! She finally decided to go to her mother and tell her. "Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," she complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the guy is my half-brother."
Hillary just shook her head. "Don't pay any attention to what he says, dear. He's really not your father."
After dinner, the President took Chelsea aside. "Honey I have to talk to you. Your mother and I have been married a long time. She's a wonderful wife but she's never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I have fooled around with other women a lot. Matt is actually your half-brother, and I am afraid you cannot marry him."
Chelsea was heartbroken, but after eight months she eventually started dating again. A year later she came home and very proudly announced: "Robert asked me to marry him! We are getting married in June."
Again her father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. "Robert is your half-brother too. Honey, I'm awfully sorry about this."
Chelsea was furious! She finally decided to go to her mother and tell her. "Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," she complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the guy is my half-brother."
Hillary just shook her head. "Don't pay any attention to what he says, dear. He's really not your father."
