Twas the night before Christmas...

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slick-nick

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I got this from a friend, so dont think I'm out to kill the Christmas spirit! I just thought it would give ya'll a good laugh!

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Twas the night before Christmas, all thru the house...
Everyone felt ******, even the mouse.

Mom was at the whore house, Dad was smokin' grass...
So I settled down for a nice piece of ass.

I arose from my ass and heard a great shatter...
I went outside to see whats the matter.

There I saw a great big dick..
Then I knew it was ol Saint Nick.

He came down the chimney like a bat outta hell...
There for a minute, I thought the f*cker had fell.

He filled our stocking with pretzels and beer...
And a rubber dick for my cousin the queer.

He went back up the chimney with a thunderous fart...
The son of a bitch blew the chimney apart!

He went up it with all of his might...
And said ''Piss on ya'll, have a helluva night!"
 
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