Two Dealers and a blonde

[DeeDee]

Two Dealers and the Blonde

Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!" Then she hollered, "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"
She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. She then picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know I thought YOU were watching!"

MORAL: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.

 

[majestyx]

ROTFLMAO

 

[mlitefan01]

The new Tracy Byrd song sums it up very well, "The truth about men", and I won't deny a lick of it!!

 

[DeeDee]

Originally posted by mlitefan01@May 30 2003, 11:27 AM
The new Tracy Byrd song sums it up very well, "The truth about men", and I won't deny a lick of it!!

I heard that song! It's so true!

 

[racerx11]

Originally posted by DeeDee+May 30 2003, 11:45 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (DeeDee @ May 30 2003, 11:45 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--mlitefan01@May 30 2003, 11:27 AM
The new Tracy Byrd song sums it up very well, "The truth about men",&nbsp; and I won't deny a lick of it!!

I heard that song! It's so true! [/b][/quote]
Very true.

 

[Bucky Badger]

sooooooooo true

 

[Lap3Forever]

So Very True

The Truth About Men (Tracy Byrd with Blake Shelton, Montgomery Gentry and Andy Griggs)
(Tim Johnson/Rory Lee/Paul Overstreet)

We don't like to go out shoppin',
We don't care what's on sale.
We just want to sit with a bag full of chips,
Watchin' the NFL.
When you come over at half-time,
An' say: "Does this dress fit too tight?"
We just look you in the eye with a big fat lie,
An say:"Uh, uh: Looks just right."

Well, that's the truth about men.
Yeah, that's the truth about us.
We like to hunt and golf on our days off,
Scratch, an' spit, an cuss.
It don't matter what line we hand you,
When we come draggin' in.
We ain't wrong; we ain't sorry,
An' it's probably gonna happen again.

We hate watchin' "Steel Magnolias".
We like "Rambo" an' "Die Hard 4".
Jump up and down like fools when we see the new tools,
At the Home Depot store.
We don't really wanna take you to dinner,
At some fancy restaurant.
The only reason we do is 'cause we know it leads to,
The one thing that we all want.

Well, that's the truth about men.
Yeah, that's the truth about guys.
We'd rather play guitars and work on cars,
Than work on the problems in our lives.
An' though we might say it to you,
Every now and then,
We ain't wrong; we ain't sorry,
An' it's probably gonna happen again.

Well, if you want to know what we're all thinkin',
It's nothing too complex.
It's just somethin' cold for drinkin',
And a whole lot of s-e......

Yes, that's the truth about men.
Yeah, that's the truth about us.
We like to hunt and golf an' drive around, lost,
Scratch, an' spit, an' a whole lot of other disgustin' stuff.
It don't matter what line we hand you,
When we come a-crawlin' in.
We ain't wrong; we ain't sorry,
An' it's probably gonna happen again.

We ain't wrong; we ain't sorry,
An' it's probably gonna happen;
Sure, it's gonna happen;
You know it's gonna happen again.
An' that's the truth about men.

You know it, son.