Scott and Glenn were stumbling around town after living it up on New Year's eve. Scott said to Glenn, "What a beautiful night, look at the moon."
Glenn stops and looks at his Scott friend, "You are wrong, that's not the moon, that's the sun."
Both started arguing for a while when they come upon another drunk walking so they stopped him. "Hey, could you help settle our argument? Tell us what that thing is up in the sky that's shining. Is it the moon or the sun?"
The third drunk looked at the sky and then looked at them and said, "Sorry, I don't live around here."
Glenn stops and looks at his Scott friend, "You are wrong, that's not the moon, that's the sun."
Both started arguing for a while when they come upon another drunk walking so they stopped him. "Hey, could you help settle our argument? Tell us what that thing is up in the sky that's shining. Is it the moon or the sun?"
The third drunk looked at the sky and then looked at them and said, "Sorry, I don't live around here."