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A guy got up after a good nights sleep and found no coffee had been made so he asked his wife why she hadn't made it. She replied, "it's the man's job to make coffee", to which he hastily replied, "no, its the woman job to make coffee."
The argument went back and forth several times before the guys wife finally said, "it's the mans job!! It says so right in the bible!"
"HA!" he replied, "show me!"
She went into the next room and brought out the family bible and opened it to a particular section, pointed to the header at the top of the page and smartly stated, "see! Right there, it says, Hebrews!!"
GROAN......................
Couldn't help it. 
The argument went back and forth several times before the guys wife finally said, "it's the mans job!! It says so right in the bible!"
"HA!" he replied, "show me!"
She went into the next room and brought out the family bible and opened it to a particular section, pointed to the header at the top of the page and smartly stated, "see! Right there, it says, Hebrews!!"
GROAN......................
Couldn't help it. 