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Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who
>had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally
>retarded, and she had syphilis,would you recommend that she have an
>abortion?
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>Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.
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>Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote
>counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.
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>Candidate A - Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with
>astrologists. He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to
>10 martinis a day.
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>Candidate B - He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used
>opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
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>Candidate C - He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke,
>drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
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>Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first, no
>peeking,then scroll down for the answer.
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>ANSWERS
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>Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
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>Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
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>Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
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>And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes,you
>just killed Beethoven.
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>Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone.
>Never be afraid to try something new. Remember: Amateurs built the ark
>Professionals built the Titanic
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>Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500
>employees and has the following statistics:
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>*29 have been accused of spousal abuse * 7 have been arrested for fraud *
>19 have been accused of writing bad checks * 117 have directly or
>indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses * 3 have done time for assault
>* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit * 14 have been arrested on
>drug-related charges * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting * 21 are
>currently defendants in lawsuits * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving
>in the last year
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>Can you guess which organization this is?
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>Give up yet?
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>It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of
>idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the
>rest of us in line. You gotta pass this one on.
Sorry about the > thingys but when I tried deleting them it wouldn't stay in this page for some reason, very weird!
>had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally
>retarded, and she had syphilis,would you recommend that she have an
>abortion?
>
>Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.
>
>Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote
>counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.
>
>Candidate A - Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with
>astrologists. He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to
>10 martinis a day.
>
>Candidate B - He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used
>opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
>
>Candidate C - He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke,
>drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
>
>Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first, no
>peeking,then scroll down for the answer.
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>ANSWERS
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>Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
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>Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
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>Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
>
>And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes,you
>just killed Beethoven.
>
>Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone.
>Never be afraid to try something new. Remember: Amateurs built the ark
>Professionals built the Titanic
>
>
>
>
>Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500
>employees and has the following statistics:
>
>*29 have been accused of spousal abuse * 7 have been arrested for fraud *
>19 have been accused of writing bad checks * 117 have directly or
>indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses * 3 have done time for assault
>* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit * 14 have been arrested on
>drug-related charges * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting * 21 are
>currently defendants in lawsuits * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving
>in the last year
>
>Can you guess which organization this is?
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>
>
>
>Give up yet?
>
>
>
>
>
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>It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of
>idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the
>rest of us in line. You gotta pass this one on.
Sorry about the > thingys but when I tried deleting them it wouldn't stay in this page for some reason, very weird!
