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Two women were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a
Doberman pincher and the other had a Chihuahua.
As they sauntered down the street, the one with the
Doberman said to her friend, "Let's go over to that
bar and get something to drink." The one with the
Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs
with us." The one with the Doberman said, "Just follow
my lead."
They walked over to the bar and the one with the
Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses and started to
walk in. The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, Lady,
no pets allowed." The woman with the Doberman said, "You don't
understand. This is my Seeing-Eye dog." The bouncer
said, "A Doberman pincher?" The woman said, "Yes,
they're using them now. They're very good." The
bouncer said, "OK, come on in."
The lady with the Chihuahua figured 'what the heck',
so she put on a pair of dark glasses and started to
walk in. Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, lady, no
pets allowed." The one with the Chihuahua said, "You
don't understand. This is my Seeing-Eye dog." The
bouncer said, "A Chihuahua?" The woman with the
Chihuahua said, "A Chihuahua? They gave me a
Chihuahua?!"
Doberman pincher and the other had a Chihuahua.
As they sauntered down the street, the one with the
Doberman said to her friend, "Let's go over to that
bar and get something to drink." The one with the
Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs
with us." The one with the Doberman said, "Just follow
my lead."
They walked over to the bar and the one with the
Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses and started to
walk in. The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, Lady,
no pets allowed." The woman with the Doberman said, "You don't
understand. This is my Seeing-Eye dog." The bouncer
said, "A Doberman pincher?" The woman said, "Yes,
they're using them now. They're very good." The
bouncer said, "OK, come on in."
The lady with the Chihuahua figured 'what the heck',
so she put on a pair of dark glasses and started to
walk in. Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, lady, no
pets allowed." The one with the Chihuahua said, "You
don't understand. This is my Seeing-Eye dog." The
bouncer said, "A Chihuahua?" The woman with the
Chihuahua said, "A Chihuahua? They gave me a
Chihuahua?!"
