underwear
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife
"Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast.
Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!"
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such
a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his
drawer. "What the Hell is this??" he said to himself as a little "dust"
cloud appeared when he shook them out.
"April," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder
in my underwear?"
She replied with a snicker... "It's not talcum powder......It's 'Miracle Grow'."
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife
"Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast.
Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!"
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such
a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his
drawer. "What the Hell is this??" he said to himself as a little "dust"
cloud appeared when he shook them out.
"April," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder
in my underwear?"
She replied with a snicker... "It's not talcum powder......It's 'Miracle Grow'."