Unique Breakfast

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Unique breakfast

A man observed a sign in the window of a restaurant that read
"Unique Breakfast" so he walked in and sat down.
The waitress brought him his coffee and asked him what he
wanted.
"What's your Unique Breakfast?" he asked inquisitively.
"Baked tongue of chicken," she replied proudly.
"Baked tongue of chicken? Do you have ANY idea how disgusting
that is? I would never even consider eating anything that came
out of a chicken's mouth!" the man fumed.
Undaunted, the waitress asked,
"Well, what would you like then, sir?"
The man replied,
"Just bring me some scrambled eggs."
 
I've been saying it for years now. Can you imagine how desperately hungry the first person was who looked at a chicken and said, "I'm gonna eat that thing that just fell out of its butt"?
 
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