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I’ve had brother and sister pet raccoons. They’re crazy. The girl bit the crap out of me everyday. The boy climbed all over my head and rifled my pockets everyday.
I’d fill my mouth with grapes and he’d pry my mouth open with his hands to get the grapes out. Rubbed them on his belly after a dunk in the water dish.
They lived indoors and escaped the cage a few times, tore the crap out of everything, they open drawers, cupboards, etc.
When they matured I let them go at Malibu Creek State Park.
 
"You won't see this on the nightly news" is literally tweeted by local news station
 
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