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Vet school
First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet School were receiving their
first anatomy class, with a real dead cow.
They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a
white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In Vet Medicine it is
necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that
you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body.
For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger
in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth.
"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually
took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and
sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them "The
second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle
finger
and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."
"Life's tough, it's even tougher if you're stupid." -John Wayne
First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet School were receiving their
first anatomy class, with a real dead cow.
They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a
white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In Vet Medicine it is
necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that
you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body.
For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger
in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth.
"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually
took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and
sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them "The
second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle
finger
and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."
"Life's tough, it's even tougher if you're stupid." -John Wayne
