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Pfizer Corp. is making hte announcement today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.
Pepsi's proposed ad claims: It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink.
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of "Mount and Do" . This additive gives new meaning to the names of ****tails, highballs and just a good old-fashioned stiff drink.
Also, just something to think about: The long term implications of drugs and medical procedures must be fully considered. Over the past few years more money has been spent on breast implants and Viagra than was spent on Alzheimers Disease research.
It is believed that by the year 2030 or sooner there will be a large number of people wandering around with huge breasts or erections (both in the more bizarre cases) who can't remember how they got them or what to do with them.
Pepsi's proposed ad claims: It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink.
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of "Mount and Do" . This additive gives new meaning to the names of ****tails, highballs and just a good old-fashioned stiff drink.
Also, just something to think about: The long term implications of drugs and medical procedures must be fully considered. Over the past few years more money has been spent on breast implants and Viagra than was spent on Alzheimers Disease research.
It is believed that by the year 2030 or sooner there will be a large number of people wandering around with huge breasts or erections (both in the more bizarre cases) who can't remember how they got them or what to do with them.
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