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Pretty women make guys stupid!!

Reuters--
"Women have known this since the beginning of time. Now psychologists at McMaster University in Canada have figured it out, too. A beautiful woman can make a guy stupid. According to New Scientist, pretty women scramble men's ability to assess the future. Scientifically, it's known as "discounting the future." Seen frequently in animals, it means preferring an immediate, lesser reward to a greater reward in the future."


See!! I was a victim of a scrambled ability to ASSess the future all along! Thank God for Canada!

Seriously, I assumed it was something like this all along. Just glad that science finally verified what I have told the last few women I have known.

Laugh if you will ladies, but I have suffered from this horrible 'brain-scramble' disorder for years and years.

Man, I love being right! :cheers: :cheers:
 
I knew I read that somewhere and it took me a minute to find it. :rolleyes:



Science proves beautiful women make guys stupid

Associated Press
Dec. 12, 2003 08:05 AM


HAMILTON, Ontario - A beautiful woman can make a guy stupid - and now there's science to prove it.

Researchers at McMaster University showed male students pictures of women, both attractive and not-so-attractive.

But after seeing a very attractive woman, the men were more likely to make dumb choices.

The Canadian researchers asked the male students to roll dice. If they rolled double digits, they were given a choice of taking $15 to $35 the next day or up to $75 after waiting a while.

The men who saw the attractive women were more likely to take the lesser amount.

The researchers say they tried the same test with female students.

But there was no lessening of intelligence among the women after looking at hunks.

The researchers say men stop thinking about long-term consequences once the hormones kick-in.
 
Originally posted by 97forever@Jan 19 2004, 03:07 PM
I knew it dude! :eek:


Damn women. :angry:
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You better watch your step, buddy! Don't push this "stupid" thing too far! :rolleyes: :p
 
Originally posted by majestyx+Jan 19 2004, 03:11 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (majestyx @ Jan 19 2004, 03:11 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--97forever@Jan 19 2004, 03:07 PM
I knew it dude!&nbsp; :eek:


Damn women. :angry:
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You better watch your step, buddy! Don't push this "stupid" thing too far! :rolleyes: :p [/b][/quote]
It's all ya'lls fault.
 
Originally posted by 97forever@Jan 19 2004, 04:20 PM
I have to agree with 'Mr.Gets- missed- a -lot'...it really IS ya'lls fault!
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We are not letting ya'll blame us sorry! :p
 
See there, I've got to be right if Mr. "I'm not missed as much as I wish I was" agrees.
 
Originally posted by DeeDee+Jan 19 2004, 03:21 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (DeeDee @ Jan 19 2004, 03:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--97forever@Jan 19 2004, 04:20 PM
I have to agree with 'Mr.Gets- missed- a -lot'...it really IS ya'lls fault!
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We are not letting ya'll blame us sorry! :p [/b][/quote]
you have no choice in the matter, we blame who we want. :huh: ;) :lol:
 
ROTFLMAO @ you two! Just like a typical man. Have to find someone else to blame because it's always got to be someone else's fault. Can NEVER be a man's, huh? :huh:

Just always remember this. (And, my hubby will testify to it in a heartbeat.)

I can go from 0 (zero) to B!T$H in 2.1 seconds. WARNING: Sometimes the switch sticks!

(He even called me one yesterday! :wub: Gotta love him, cuz I can't shoot him!)
 
Originally posted by majestyx@Jan 19 2004, 03:26 PM
ROTFLMAO @ you two! Just like a typical man. Have to find someone else to blame because it's always got to be someone else's fault. Can NEVER be a man's, huh? :huh:

Just always remember this. (And, my hubby will testify to it in a heartbeat.)

I can go from 0 (zero) to B!T$H in 2.1 seconds. WARNING: Sometimes the switch sticks!

(He even called me one yesterday! :wub: Gotta love him, cuz I can't shoot him!)
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;) I understand Maj., there's nothing you can do about that. That's just the snakes in your head, all women have them. It's also the X-Y chromosome thing, I really believe there is something to that. :p
 
Possiby getting your ---uh---'motor rebuilt' would fix that rapid acceleration problem you have Maj. That used to fix 'em right up down here. ;) ;)
 
Originally posted by 97forever@Jan 19 2004, 03:31 PM
Possiby getting your ---uh---'motor rebuilt' would fix that rapid acceleration problem you have Maj. That used to fix 'em right up down here. ;) ;)
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:huh:
 
Originally posted by 97forever+Jan 19 2004, 03:35 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (97forever @ Jan 19 2004, 03:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--97forever@Jan 19 2004, 03:33 PM
Oh damn, I hate it when you get my jokes Maj! :unsure:
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But fortunately, it doesn't happen that often. [/b][/quote]
:wacko:
 
Originally posted by 97forever@Jan 19 2004, 04:45 PM
Geez....warn me if you begin to accelerate Maj! :ph34r:



:XXROFL: :XXROFL:
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It wouldn't be fun to watch if she warns you. :p
 
Originally posted by 97forever@Jan 19 2004, 04:48 PM
Babe...I just have a way of bringing on sudden acceleration don't I?
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How well I know honey! :wub: :lol:
 
Originally posted by 97forever@Jan 19 2004, 03:45 PM
Geez....warn me if you begin to accelerate Maj! :ph34r:



:XXROFL: :XXROFL:
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Now, just why in the heck would I go and do such a thing??? ;)
 
yeah, that's half the fun--watching you try back on Maj good side!!! :lol: begging is always fun to watch!
 
A restrictor plate on the intake is one way to slow that acceleration. :p
 
Originally posted by sgbg88@Jan 19 2004, 06:04 PM
yeah, that's half the fun--watching you try back on Maj good side!!! :lol: begging is always fun to watch!
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More like kissing butt!
 
Originally posted by 97forever@Jan 19 2004, 09:22 PM
Geez...and here I thought it was only DEE's butt I kissed!
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And that doesn't look anything like mine now does it dear? :wub:
 
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