Bucky Badger
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A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk
> around the block?
>
> Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."
>
> "What's that mean?" asked the child.
>
> "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
>
> The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle
> for a
> walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat,
> and
> to come to you."
>
> Dad said, "Bring Belle over here. ³He took a rag, soaked it with
> gasoline,
> and scrubbed the dog's backside with it and said, "Okay, you can go
> now,
> but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time around the block."
>
> The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on
> the
> leash.
>
> Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
>
>
>
> The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the
> block, so another dog is pushing her home."
> around the block?
>
> Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."
>
> "What's that mean?" asked the child.
>
> "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
>
> The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle
> for a
> walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat,
> and
> to come to you."
>
> Dad said, "Bring Belle over here. ³He took a rag, soaked it with
> gasoline,
> and scrubbed the dog's backside with it and said, "Okay, you can go
> now,
> but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time around the block."
>
> The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on
> the
> leash.
>
> Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
>
>
>
> The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the
> block, so another dog is pushing her home."