Now now. Settle down. Gawd forbid the courts not try to help this poor sick individual. Don't you realize he's actually the victim? It was that toddler who provoked the whole thing, with her lewd wiggling.
Besides, he can probably plead that down to a speeding ticket .... provided one of the two dozen law enforcement officials didn't make a single mistake. If they did, he might even walk free ... with an apology from the courts and a cash settlement of your tax dollars for his trouble.
Can't be too hasty in cases like this.