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the5car
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Three women die together in an accident and go to
heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only
have one rule here in heaven: "Don't step on the ducks."
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks
all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a
duck. Although they try their best to avoid them, the first
woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with
the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them
together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a
duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"
The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a
duck, and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing,
and with him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them
together for eternity as well.
The third woman has observed all this and not wanting to
be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY
careful where she steps. She manages to go months
without stepping on any ducks. Then one day St. Peter
comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever
laid her eyes on. very tan, muscular and sexy. St. Peter
chains them together without saying a word. The woman
remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to
you for all eternity?" The guy says, "I don't know about you,
but I stepped on a duck."
heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only
have one rule here in heaven: "Don't step on the ducks."
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks
all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a
duck. Although they try their best to avoid them, the first
woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with
the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them
together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a
duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"
The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a
duck, and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing,
and with him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them
together for eternity as well.
The third woman has observed all this and not wanting to
be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY
careful where she steps. She manages to go months
without stepping on any ducks. Then one day St. Peter
comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever
laid her eyes on. very tan, muscular and sexy. St. Peter
chains them together without saying a word. The woman
remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to
you for all eternity?" The guy says, "I don't know about you,
but I stepped on a duck."
