Weird Online Death Test.

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Happy29

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I was just fooling around and taking one of those online death test things that pretend to tell you when you are going to die. Well here are the results ... (BTW its from www.thespark.com)

According to spark.com's death test

Happy's Death date: July 21, 2053

Top Reasons for Happy29's death

Cancer - 34%
Heart Attack - 24%
Suicide - 6 %
Alien Abduction (WOW !) - 5% :D
Third Degree Burns - 5%
Loneliness - 5 % :wacko:

Whoa.... I think Alien Abduction might be the darkhorse factor. :p
 
This is definitely Interesting.

majestyx's death date: April 7, 2038!

Top reasons for my death:
Cancer 19%
Heart Attack 15%
Alien Abduction 13%
Alcoholism 12%

There were others, but they were inconsequential. Except one that piqued my curiosity - Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation 5%. What the he!! is that?????

And, Happy, I beat your alien abduction! :wacko:
 
I guess the Aliens will want to first probe any human they get their hands on and that probably means you'll die a cruel, slow death inside the spaceship. Thank God my supposed death date is July 21, 2053, at least I know I'll be able to see the 97th running of the Pepsi 400 or whatever it's called 50 years from now.
 
Yes, but it also tells you how old you will be on that date. If your game, you tell me your and I'll tell you my age. (BTW, I am a female and am not in the least shy about telling my age!)
 
I'm in front of my computer, let's get back to the Death test shall we ? B)



The fact of the matter is that most people will probably never have the opportunity to be abducted by aliens. And even those elite few who are selected for abduction receive no assurances that they will fully remember their experience--much less a guarantee that their abduction will be everything that they hoped it would be.
 
June 17th 2036.Heart attack...at least at first.

But being the inquisitive type,I discovered that by altering just a FEW activities I could extend that to April 1(No joke---only I could die on april fools day.)2045....


If they are hairy shave 'em..it seems to help.Drive below the speed limit and stay away from 'team sports'...if you know what I mean! ;) Those three things got me an extra 9 years!!!!!Well worth it!For some reason though a heart attack STILL gets me!
 
Okay guys, March 17th, 2043 is my death day! And I will most likely die from:
Cancer (24%)
Homicide (12%)(That's just great)
Drowning (12%)(go figure this is my biggest fear, even though I used to be a lifeguard)
Alien Abduction (7%)(Yeah Okay)
Contagious Disease (5%)(WHAT THE HE!!????)
 
Originally posted by DeeDee@Jun 27 2003, 01:44 PM
Okay guys, March 17th, 2043 is my death day! And I will most likely die from:
Cancer (24%)
Homicide (12%)(That's just great)
Drowning (12%)(go figure this is my biggest fear, even though I used to be a lifeguard)
Alien Abduction (7%)(Yeah Okay)
Contagious Disease (5%)(WHAT THE HE!!????)
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Hey...you can beat it Dee.Just go back and change a few things until you reach the 'desired'----like their is one---age.It worked for me!!Granted you may have to change different things,but still worth it! :lol:
 
Originally posted by Happy29@Jun 27 2003, 01:41 PM
Dont make me start posting stuff in German !
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Go ahead. What makes you think I can't read German? I'm old enough to be your mother!!! Don't even think about it! :p
 
Originally posted by 97forever@Jun 27 2003, 02:48 PM
Hey...you can beat it Dee.Just go back and change a few things until you reach the 'desired'----like their is one---age.It worked for me!!Granted you may have to change different things,but still worth it! :lol:
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Okay let's see, I will give up my porn career, break all mafia ties and stop trafficing drugs...you think that will add a few years? :p
 
Ok Majesty, dont say that I didnt warn you.

DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. -- Stacy Compton und Buckshot Jones gehören zu den Treibern, die zur Winston Schale Reihe in Pepsi 400 des folgenden Wochenendes Daytona an der internationalen Speedway zurückgehen. Compton ist angemeldet worden, um Morgan-McClure Motorsports' Nr. 4 Kodak Pontiac zu fahren im 17. Rennen der Jahreszeit 36-event. Morgan-McClure verwendete Johnny Miller am Infineon Kanal und, nach einige Treiber diese Woche prüfen, vereinbarte auf Compton für Daytona. Compton hat 87 Winston Schale Anfänge in seiner Karriere, aber ist ganztägig in der Busch Reihe dieses Jahr gelaufen. Er gewann den Knospe-Pole Preis am neuesten Busch Reihe Fall, an der Kentucky Speedway und beendete viertens. Er ist 14. in den Busch Stellungen. Jones fährt Nr. 09 Miccosukee des Inhaber James Finks rasches Ausweichen, ein Auto, das in die oberen 10 bei Daytona die letzten zwei Jahreszeiten von Geoffrey Bodine und Mikrophon Wallace gefahren worden ist. Wallace fährt z.Z. die Nr. 01 VEREINIGTE STAATEN Armee Pontiac, der das verletzte Jerry Nadeau ersetzt, also entschied Fink für Jones, dessen ganztägiger Winston Schale Stint letzte Jahreszeit beendete, als er von Petty Enterprises befreit wurde. Mikrophonbliss, der in die Busch Reihe für Joe laufendes Gibbs fährt, fährt eine dritte Eintragung vom Stall Gibbs', ein Nr. 80 Advair Chevrolet. Bliss, der Handwerker-LKW-Reihe Meister 2002, der 30 Karriere Winston Schale hat, beginnt, wird versuchen, seinen ersten Winston Schale Anfang seit einem einzelnen Rennen letzte Jahreszeit zu bilden. Auch, das Rennen zu bilden versuchen Kerry Earnhardt und David Grün, das vorher Anfänge diese Jahreszeit versucht haben; und Busch Reihe Treiber Shane Hmiel, der seinen Winston Schale Anfang versucht, der für geringfügige Unternehmen fährt. Zusätzlich Wallace, Jeff Grün und Larry Foyt, das alle, die heraus bei Infineon gesessen werden, während ihre durch die Straße stattgefunden wurden, die Fachleute läuft, zu ihren Sitzen zurückbringen.
 
Originally posted by Happy29@Jun 27 2003, 01:29 PM
Ok Majesty, dont say that I didnt warn you.

DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. -- Stacy Compton und Buckshot Jones gehören zu den Treibern, die zur Winston Schale Reihe in Pepsi 400 des folgenden Wochenendes Daytona an der internationalen Speedway zurückgehen. Compton ist angemeldet worden, um Morgan-McClure Motorsports' Nr. 4 Kodak Pontiac zu fahren im 17. Rennen der Jahreszeit 36-event. Morgan-McClure verwendete Johnny Miller am Infineon Kanal und, nach einige Treiber diese Woche prüfen, vereinbarte auf Compton für Daytona. Compton hat 87 Winston Schale Anfänge in seiner Karriere, aber ist ganztägig in der Busch Reihe dieses Jahr gelaufen. Er gewann den Knospe-Pole Preis am neuesten Busch Reihe Fall, an der Kentucky Speedway und beendete viertens. Er ist 14. in den Busch Stellungen. Jones fährt Nr. 09 Miccosukee des Inhaber James Finks rasches Ausweichen, ein Auto, das in die oberen 10 bei Daytona die letzten zwei Jahreszeiten von Geoffrey Bodine und Mikrophon Wallace gefahren worden ist. Wallace fährt z.Z. die Nr. 01 VEREINIGTE STAATEN Armee Pontiac, der das verletzte Jerry Nadeau ersetzt, also entschied Fink für Jones, dessen ganztägiger Winston Schale Stint letzte Jahreszeit beendete, als er von Petty Enterprises befreit wurde. Mikrophonbliss, der in die Busch Reihe für Joe laufendes Gibbs fährt, fährt eine dritte Eintragung vom Stall Gibbs', ein Nr. 80 Advair Chevrolet. Bliss, der Handwerker-LKW-Reihe Meister 2002, der 30 Karriere Winston Schale hat, beginnt, wird versuchen, seinen ersten Winston Schale Anfang seit einem einzelnen Rennen letzte Jahreszeit zu bilden. Auch, das Rennen zu bilden versuchen Kerry Earnhardt und David Grün, das vorher Anfänge diese Jahreszeit versucht haben; und Busch Reihe Treiber Shane Hmiel, der seinen Winston Schale Anfang versucht, der für geringfügige Unternehmen fährt. Zusätzlich Wallace, Jeff Grün und Larry Foyt, das alle, die heraus bei Infineon gesessen werden, während ihre durch die Straße stattgefunden wurden, die Fachleute läuft, zu ihren Sitzen zurückbringen.
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What the ---- did he say????? OK Maj don't make him warn you again...
 
December 14, 2040 at the age of 65 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (21%)
Heart Attack (16%)
Electrolysis (9%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Drowning (6%)
Wild Animal Mauling (5%)
Homicide (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

I won't even make it to retirement!!! Guess I'd better win the lottery and shave muh nipples :D
 
Thank God you didn't understand that either Bow.That would have totally de-moralized me as a speaker of English and Sanskrit only.
 
bowtie's death test result..


cancer 23%
heart attack 19%
drowning 9%
horrible accident 6%
wild animal mauling 5%
alcoholism 5%


JANUARY 21, 2029

Bowtie RIP :(
 
Originally posted by mlitefan01@Jun 27 2003, 02:45 PM
December 14, 2040 at the age of 65 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (21%)
Heart Attack (16%)
Electrolysis (9%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Drowning (6%)
Wild Animal Mauling (5%)
Homicide (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

I won't even make it to retirement!!! Guess I'd better win the lottery and shave muh nipples :D
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Yeah....shaving 'em gained me NINE years man..what a deal!Hell,I would have shaved my legs for six more months!Those losers!!
 
Originally posted by bowtie@Jun 27 2003, 02:46 PM
bowtie's death test result..


cancer 23%
heart attack 19%
drowning 9%
horrible accident 6%
wild animal mauling 5%
alcoholism 5%


JANUARY 21, 2029

Bowtie RIP :(
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Just grab the wife's razor and chill Bow. :lol:
 
Originally posted by 97forever@Jun 27 2003, 01:46 PM
Thank God you didn't understand that either Bow.That would have totally de-moralized me as a speaker of English and Sanskrit only.
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dang 97, thought I had lost it there for a minute. He'll learn not to do that to us old folks or bowtie's death test results will be all wrong.
 
Originally posted by bowtie+Jun 27 2003, 02:58 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bowtie @ Jun 27 2003, 02:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--97forever@Jun 27 2003, 01:46 PM
Thank God you didn't understand that either Bow.That would have totally de-moralized me as a speaker of English and Sanskrit only.
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dang 97, thought I had lost it there for a minute. He'll learn not to do that to us old folks or bowtie's death test results will be all wrong. [/b][/quote]
Yeah,it was scary.Thought the 'server change thing' had tapped me into Berlin somehow.

But hey!I am the one that has the heart attack,not you!
 
As for the wild animal mauling. Hell, you never know what could happen so I'm watching the skies.
 
P.S Bowtie, It's sad you wont see the 2029 Daytona 500, or whatever the hell its called... Daytona 500 presented by Verizon or something.
 
Originally posted by Happy29@Jun 27 2003, 02:15 PM
P.S Bowtie, It's sad you wont see the 2029 Daytona 500, or whatever the hell its called... Daytona 500 presented by Verizon or something.
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I'll be watching better racing where I'll be going.
 
Ah, say no more, Talladega is your destination or could I be wrong?
 
June 28, 2003 at the age of 19years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Speed (100%)



Damn, I'm screwed.
 
Originally posted by Happy29@Jun 27 2003, 02:29 PM
Ok Majesty, dont say that I didnt warn you.

DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. -- Stacy Compton und Buckshot Jones gehören zu den Treibern, die zur Winston Schale Reihe in Pepsi 400 des folgenden Wochenendes Daytona an der internationalen Speedway zurückgehen. ..........................................
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OK, OK. I was just kidding! I didn't think you would take me seriously! My ancestors are German, but I can't read or speak a word! :p
 
I took the little test....heres my results...


I will die January 11, 2066

Heart Attack (30%)
Cancer (21%)
Drowning (12%)
 
November 8th, 2040

leading causes...

Cancer----24%
Heart Attack----24%
Public Execution in a Third World country----9% :unsure:
 
October 30, 2043
at the age of 57 years old.

On that date I will most likely die from:

Cancer (23%)
Heart Attack (16%)
Homicide (8%)
Suicide (8%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Drowning (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)


Man, im gonna be pretty damned old aren't I??? I guess i never thought that the last one was gonna be so dangerous...
 
Quit man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yeah that was funny!
 
November 19, 2063 at the age of 79 years old.

Cancer (55%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Alcoholism (5%)

pefft :rolleyes:
 
Tiger, yet again, Alien abduction could be the darkhorse factor.
 
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