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BobbyFord

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OK, so I roll up to one of our Distribution Stations on Friday and I find this mub passed out on the front steps.

He smelled like a Jack Daniel's cask.
I opened and slammed the metal door that was a foot from his head and he didn't even stir. I noticed that his mouth was open so I scrounged around in the bushes and found a big 'ol black bug that I was gonna drop in his mouth and film it for a YouTube gig. Unfortunately, I spotted some cameras on the roof of the business across the street and, realizing that I was in uniform, made an executive career decision not to drop the bug, even though I believe that no law exists against putting a bug in someone's waiting piehole.
What would you have done?
 
BobbyFord said:
OK, so I roll up to one of our Distribution Stations on Friday and I find this mub passed out on the front steps.

He smelled like a Jack Daniel's cask.
I opened and slammed the metal door that was a foot from his head and he didn't even stir. I noticed that his mouth was open so I scrounged around in the bushes and found a big 'ol black bug that I was gonna drop in his mouth and film it for a YouTube gig. Unfortunately, I spotted some cameras on the roof of the business across the street and, realizing that I was in uniform, made an executive career decision not to drop the bug, even though I believe that no law exists against putting a bug in someone's waiting piehole.
What would you have done?
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You did the right thing. Not worth losing a job.
 
When I drove cab I ran into this a lot at night. I would drive by at 3-4am after the club rush and find people passed on benches, etc. Sometimes they were in really bad shape. Would call the cops cause I was concerned that someone would rob/assault them or they might swallow their own vomit.
 
I would have probably called the police. You don't want to get yourself into trouble by doing something to him when he is asleep- even though it is tempting.

You made the right choice.
 
I always thought the following story was funny.

http://www.ydr.com/ci_12670439

Buffett fan stuffed into luggage compartment

By BRETT HAMBRIGHT Lancaster Intelligencer Journal

Tuesday, June 23, 2009 - 6:22 a.m.

A 21-year-old concertgoer stuffed into the luggage compartment of a commercial bus in New Jersey was discovered in Lancaster County as the vehicle traveled through West Hempfield Township, police said.

The bus driver found the man onboard about 2 a.m. Sunday in West Hempfield after a journey of about 90 miles.

Brent Murry, 21, of Toms River, N.J., had been placed in the luggage compartment by friends before the bus departed a Jimmy Buffett concert in Camden, according to West Hempfield police.

The bus, carrying passengers to and from a Saturday night show at Susquehanna Bank Center, had returned to Lancaster County when the driver pulled over just east of Columbia.

Murry had been drinking with friends at the concert, according to West Hempfield police Officer John Schwab. The "friends" then placed him in a luggage area at the bottom of the bus as it pulled away from the venue, according to officials.

The driver or a passenger heard noises from the compartment, and the bus was stopped in the 1700 block of Columbia Pike, police said. The driver called 911, and Schwab responded to the scene.

Murry was intoxicated when police arrived, investigators said.

Police called his relatives in New Jersey, and Murry was taken to his home in Toms River. He wasn't hurt, and police didn't charge him with a crime.

The bus driver wasn't identified.
 
That's a lot better story than the Steelers fan who passed out drunk in the bathroom at Browns Stadium a few years ago and people decided to use him as a urinal and take pictures and circulate them.
 
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