97forever
Team Owner
So I am sleeping real good about 3:45 a.m when I get called in to work,right?Right.Good thing sleep is so overated.
Thats just the good news.It's raining and I have to work a little mishap in the middle of the interstate.Oh what fun!
Well at least I will get to call my main squeeze for a little comfort and compassion,right?Nah...MainS had a rougher start than I did.Thats out.Oh---but the fun and refreshing bitter and mean argument we had really helped my already mellow mood.
But...no problem.My emergency call in is finally over.YES!
So anyway--- on early mornings when I can slip below the radar of the over-eager Alabama State troopers,I will drive my british-racing green '95 SHO Taurus to work.Just great fun blowing those 'SS' Monte Carlo's into the ditch...
But this is national make-it-rough-on-yours-truly day isn't it?Of course it is man!Just about three miles from the house,the heater hose blows on old faithful.Right where it goes thru the firewall on the heater core...No big deal.EVERY idiot has a hose clamp with him,right?
Well every idiot except me I mean.
But being one helluva think on my feet guy,I managed to scalp a clamp off of another hose...let me get my pliars.
Which I could have done if they weren't in the toolbox on my Tundra at the house.
mmmm?Only thing resembling pliars to get this obviously GM inspired hose clamp off is my battery cable clamps...that should work. And yeah,it made a silly picture,but they work a lot like pliars in a tight. At least on GM inspired hose clamps.
Ok,so old faithful fires up and I am cruising home. Reach for my pack of 'last expression of free will by the common man' on the dash. Got em!Now if only my lighter wasnt still under the hood somewhere....Damn it.
But at last,I am finally home,smoking,and baffled over both arguments with women and GM inspired hose clamps....
Gee.Shaping up to be a hell of a weekend!
Oh.Have a great day everyone!
Thats just the good news.It's raining and I have to work a little mishap in the middle of the interstate.Oh what fun!
Well at least I will get to call my main squeeze for a little comfort and compassion,right?Nah...MainS had a rougher start than I did.Thats out.Oh---but the fun and refreshing bitter and mean argument we had really helped my already mellow mood.
But...no problem.My emergency call in is finally over.YES!
So anyway--- on early mornings when I can slip below the radar of the over-eager Alabama State troopers,I will drive my british-racing green '95 SHO Taurus to work.Just great fun blowing those 'SS' Monte Carlo's into the ditch...
But this is national make-it-rough-on-yours-truly day isn't it?Of course it is man!Just about three miles from the house,the heater hose blows on old faithful.Right where it goes thru the firewall on the heater core...No big deal.EVERY idiot has a hose clamp with him,right?
Well every idiot except me I mean.
But being one helluva think on my feet guy,I managed to scalp a clamp off of another hose...let me get my pliars.
Which I could have done if they weren't in the toolbox on my Tundra at the house.
mmmm?Only thing resembling pliars to get this obviously GM inspired hose clamp off is my battery cable clamps...that should work. And yeah,it made a silly picture,but they work a lot like pliars in a tight. At least on GM inspired hose clamps.
Ok,so old faithful fires up and I am cruising home. Reach for my pack of 'last expression of free will by the common man' on the dash. Got em!Now if only my lighter wasnt still under the hood somewhere....Damn it.
But at last,I am finally home,smoking,and baffled over both arguments with women and GM inspired hose clamps....
Gee.Shaping up to be a hell of a weekend!
Oh.Have a great day everyone!
