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Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their
days interesting. Here's one man's
response:
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5
minutes.
When I came out there was a city cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a senior a
break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a name. He glared at me and started writing another ticket
for having worn tires. So I called him a worse name.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the
first. Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more
tickets he wrote.
I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner and this one had a
"Hillary in 2008" bumper sticker on it.
Now that I'm retired, I try to have a little fun each day.
days interesting. Here's one man's
response:
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5
minutes.
When I came out there was a city cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a senior a
break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a name. He glared at me and started writing another ticket
for having worn tires. So I called him a worse name.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the
first. Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more
tickets he wrote.
I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner and this one had a
"Hillary in 2008" bumper sticker on it.
Now that I'm retired, I try to have a little fun each day.