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What I've learned since my daughter has moved back home...temporarily,,,or so I'm told.
The early bird might catch the worm but the one first in the bathroom gets a hot shower.
Both son and daughter consider 15-20 minutes as a "quick" shower.
Wimminz have 14x the amount of clothes as men. Each day the younger has to pick thru to get matching underwear. If you say "why,you planning on getting lucky" she'll run to "Mom" and then your azz is grass. Never ask about thongs, like if you phart can you make the same sounds as you can when you blow on a blade of grass between your thumbs? Your son will shake his head and say "Dad you're a idiot".
You have to be nutz to walk a 87 pound Siberian Husky and a 52 pound Austrian Sheppard at the same time when you yourself need a forearm crutch to walk. But you dammm sure won't get mugged no matter where you go.
Tomorrow I'll be going to Lowe's and getting a "restrictor plate" type shower head. Then over to PetSmart for two cable runs, one out the front door and another out the back. I might make another stop and spring for some new undies myself, in white of course....
The early bird might catch the worm but the one first in the bathroom gets a hot shower.
Both son and daughter consider 15-20 minutes as a "quick" shower.
Wimminz have 14x the amount of clothes as men. Each day the younger has to pick thru to get matching underwear. If you say "why,you planning on getting lucky" she'll run to "Mom" and then your azz is grass. Never ask about thongs, like if you phart can you make the same sounds as you can when you blow on a blade of grass between your thumbs? Your son will shake his head and say "Dad you're a idiot".
You have to be nutz to walk a 87 pound Siberian Husky and a 52 pound Austrian Sheppard at the same time when you yourself need a forearm crutch to walk. But you dammm sure won't get mugged no matter where you go.
Tomorrow I'll be going to Lowe's and getting a "restrictor plate" type shower head. Then over to PetSmart for two cable runs, one out the front door and another out the back. I might make another stop and spring for some new undies myself, in white of course....