What the chicks really love!

97forever

97forever

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40 years! I think Moses wandered around that many years before he found the promised land.

Well, I just turned 40 this week and finally think I have it figured out-----the secret that every guy from Adam on has wanted to know. What chicks really want.

(Now prior to this new found revelation I had formed a lot of theories: Love, respect, tenderness, blah blah blah.Nah--they hate too much of that softness.They want it from time to time, just not too often.

A little roughness, that old bad boy image? How about that? A smack on the rear end as they grab the beer? uh---mixed results. Works about 60% of the time. Gets you slapped a lot too.)



The below is I swear absolutely true and is the secret:

Talking to Dee. Just got back from DQ for the kids. "What did you get me honey? I love those REESES CUP BLIZZARDS!"

Chatting with my good buddy Mrs. SGBG. Yet again, just got back from DQ for the kids(Yeah, they love that place)"What did you get me 97? I love those REESES CUP BLIZZARDS!"

Talking to the chick at the drive thru at DQ--where I found myself getting something for the kids."Yeah, I want one strawberry milkshake(For my son) and three REESES CUP BLIZZARDS(for my daughters, natch).

"REESES CUP BLIZZARDS? I love those!"I swear to God thats what she said.

Now admittedly, these three females dont represent the entirety of our estrogen enabled population--but you don't have to hit me on the head with a hammer to get me to see the obvious.

REESES CUP BLIZZARDS have a natural 'chick-attractant'! LIke a tractor-beam on Star Trek it just draws them to you.Hell, I put a sign up in the yard announcing free REESES CUP BLIZZARDS to test this theory and so many women showed up at the door it was almost scary. ALMOST. ;)

Anyhow. The reason I am posting this is I am about to run to DQ again....

So what do you want me to bring you Maj? :p
 
Originally posted by 97forever@Dec 20 2003, 06:10 PM
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What? Are you shocked 'cause I didn't order a Reese's Blizzard? Really don't care for any of the Blizzards. :)
 
And I guess I am getting you that banana split after all! WITH EXTRA NUTS*! :p :p





*Unless you are allergic to them or something. In that case you win. Damn it.
 
OUTFOXED! This is an extremely rare event Maj. Played on my sympathy with the old' could she be allergic to nuts ' ploy.

Guess you might be a pretty fair poker player after all. :cheers:
 
Rib-splitting, thigh slapping, I am rolling on the damned floor funny.Ha ha ha.


Clever Maj. Banana split coming up with onion rings for you! :XXROFL:
 
Originally posted by 97forever@Dec 20 2003, 06:33 PM
Rib-splitting, thigh slapping, I am rolling on the damned floor funny.Ha ha ha.


Clever Maj. Banana split coming up with onion rings for you! :XXROFL:
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Now, that is truly disgusting. :bleh:
 
97, I've read your theory but I think that a good slap on the ass would work better. :lol:
 
See man, just when you think you have all the answers they change all the questions. :lol:
 
Originally posted by 97forever@Dec 20 2003, 11:59 PM
uh--hell, I dont know man! It was Dee that suggested it! :wacko:
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Behind every good man there's a woman that rolls her eyes. :rolleyes:
 
Hint---women never, never let you know what's going on---keeps you coming back for more!! :lol:
 
This is for all the men, please pay attention and you won't be so confused!!
1. The female always makes the rules.

2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

3. No male can possibly know all the rules.

4. If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change the rules.

5. The female is never wrong.

6. If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong.

7. If rule six applies, the male must apologize immediatley for causing the misunderstanding.

8. The female can change her mind at any given time.

9. The male must never change his mind without written consent from the female.

10. The female has every right to be angry or upset and any time.

11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.

12. The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.

13. If the female has P.M.S. all rules are null and void.

14. Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm to the male.
 
:owquitit: :swords: :boxing: I"ll let you figure out which one is you! :lol: don't hate us for taking over---you know you love it!
 
Why thanks 97, that's great company to be in! Glad to see you picked right!! Now where's my blizzard!
 
Ok Ok ...it's in the mail! :bounce: :bounce: Now I will catch you lovely ladies tomorrow!

When I introduce my MISTLETOE THREAD!!

Hell yeah I am a genius!
 
This is the one he really likes...
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UMMM, they may be too much information! :eek: ^_^ :) But I'll keep that in mind for the next discussion!

Can't wait to see what he comes up with tomorrow! No doubt he'll drag Bowtie along kicking and screaming! B)
 
Originally posted by 97forever@Dec 21 2003, 11:32 PM
Oh yeah...somehow Bowtie started this whole thing anyway no doubt. ;)

Night ya'll!
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ahem...............uh........................mmmmmmm..................I just don't know what to say. :huh: .................oh yeah.......................BITE ME!!!!!!!!!!
 
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