A Dietician addressing a large audience declared, "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here years ago".
"Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is full of MSG. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realise the long-term harm caused by the bacteria in our drinking water".
"But there is one thing, above all, that is the most dangerous of all, and we all have,or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"
A tired-looking man got slowly to his feet and said, "Wedding Cake?"
"Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is full of MSG. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realise the long-term harm caused by the bacteria in our drinking water".
"But there is one thing, above all, that is the most dangerous of all, and we all have,or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"
A tired-looking man got slowly to his feet and said, "Wedding Cake?"