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Aside from the bizarre omission of Dale Earnhardt's name, I found this essay very amusing.
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Whatever Happened to "Stock" Cars?
by columnist Mick Charles
(08/28/2002)
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Back in the '40s and early '50s, the aspiring stock car driver would wheel his street car into the infield of the race track, tape up the headlights and taillights, "maybe" adjust the camber settings and air pressure in the tires, and go racin'!!
The car you saw competing on Saturday night could be purchased on Monday just about exactly as you saw it racing. There were even braggin' rights ... "I drive the same kind of car that Ned Jarrett drives (chest puffing out in pride).
Nowadays, the only "stock" piece on a stock car is the roof panel, which in the case of NASCAR, is mandated by the organization. And it isn't even "stock" like the Monte Carlo in your driveway, as it has the roof flaps installed.
If you want to buy exactly what you just saw racing at the track or on television last weekend, you'd better be prepared to shell out some serious cash to get it. HOW MUCH is that doggie..er..engine in the window??
And..... after you get it, does that race car even remotely resemble the Monte Carlo or Taurus or Grand Prix or Intrepid already in your driveway?
Not a chance... (well, they DO both have four wheels and tires....)
....unless you like fake headlights and tail-lights....
If I was a bettin' man (and I'm not), I'd reckon that if you have a red Chevrolet stock car, and one neighbor has a red Ford stock car, and the other one has a red Intrepid stock car, you could switch those wonderful headlight/taillight decals on the three vehicles, switch the vehicles in the driveway, and not be able to tell much difference.
Oh, by the way, which set of wheels/tires put the power to the road in a modern stock car? The rear, you say? How about your Taurus/Monte Carlo/Grand Prix/Intrepid?? What's that? The FRONT?? Pard, ain't no rear drive Tauruses I know of.... how 'bout you?
You want to know why NASCAR is beginning to lose popularity??
Well, I mean besides the excessively high ticket prices and nauseating politics and rule changes and uneven enforcement of the rules.....
Speaking of rules, have YOU ever seen one of those mystical rule books that are quoted.....
NASCAR: We fined your stinkin' backside according to Section 4, Subsection A, Paragraph 4... ad nauseum??
Driver: "I protest! I want a second opinion!!"
NASCAR: "OK, You're ugly, too!!"
Sorry, now where was I?? Oh yes, you want to know (one reason) why NASCAR is beginning to lose popularity??
How 'bout this?? Can YOU relate what's parked in your garage to what the Winston Cup stars are driving each week?
When I was a kid, I used to watch auto racing for the crashes (now, don't look so pious, YOU did, too). But that was before I grew up and realized there were real men (and women) in those cars who were risking injury or death to compete.
Safety is a primary concern..... especially given the deaths of Adam Petty, Kenny Irwin, Jr. and the others over the last few years.
But, even with safety as a concern, can't they make the stock cars look and seem just a bit more like what we can buy at the auto showroom?
Here's a radical concept..... make 'em race REALLY stock cars. A Taurus is front-wheel-drive? Make 'em race it like that on the track. An Intrepid has four doors? So should the race car.... V6 engine (V6?? sounds familiar.. BGN?...oh never mind)? Weenie little 205-70/16 tires?? Let 'em run-whut-they-brung.......
With all the dollars and knowledge and ingenuity tied up in NASCAR stock car racing, I reckon they'd have them front-wheel-drivers safely screamin' around Daytona in no time.......
AND THEY'D LOOK JUST LIKE "YOUR" CAR.
Race on Sunday..... sell on Monday.... what a concept!!
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http://motorsportsnews.net/col20020828.html
Whatever Happened to "Stock" Cars?
by columnist Mick Charles
(08/28/2002)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Back in the '40s and early '50s, the aspiring stock car driver would wheel his street car into the infield of the race track, tape up the headlights and taillights, "maybe" adjust the camber settings and air pressure in the tires, and go racin'!!
The car you saw competing on Saturday night could be purchased on Monday just about exactly as you saw it racing. There were even braggin' rights ... "I drive the same kind of car that Ned Jarrett drives (chest puffing out in pride).
Nowadays, the only "stock" piece on a stock car is the roof panel, which in the case of NASCAR, is mandated by the organization. And it isn't even "stock" like the Monte Carlo in your driveway, as it has the roof flaps installed.
If you want to buy exactly what you just saw racing at the track or on television last weekend, you'd better be prepared to shell out some serious cash to get it. HOW MUCH is that doggie..er..engine in the window??
And..... after you get it, does that race car even remotely resemble the Monte Carlo or Taurus or Grand Prix or Intrepid already in your driveway?
Not a chance... (well, they DO both have four wheels and tires....)
....unless you like fake headlights and tail-lights....
If I was a bettin' man (and I'm not), I'd reckon that if you have a red Chevrolet stock car, and one neighbor has a red Ford stock car, and the other one has a red Intrepid stock car, you could switch those wonderful headlight/taillight decals on the three vehicles, switch the vehicles in the driveway, and not be able to tell much difference.
Oh, by the way, which set of wheels/tires put the power to the road in a modern stock car? The rear, you say? How about your Taurus/Monte Carlo/Grand Prix/Intrepid?? What's that? The FRONT?? Pard, ain't no rear drive Tauruses I know of.... how 'bout you?
You want to know why NASCAR is beginning to lose popularity??
Well, I mean besides the excessively high ticket prices and nauseating politics and rule changes and uneven enforcement of the rules.....
Speaking of rules, have YOU ever seen one of those mystical rule books that are quoted.....
NASCAR: We fined your stinkin' backside according to Section 4, Subsection A, Paragraph 4... ad nauseum??
Driver: "I protest! I want a second opinion!!"
NASCAR: "OK, You're ugly, too!!"
Sorry, now where was I?? Oh yes, you want to know (one reason) why NASCAR is beginning to lose popularity??
How 'bout this?? Can YOU relate what's parked in your garage to what the Winston Cup stars are driving each week?
When I was a kid, I used to watch auto racing for the crashes (now, don't look so pious, YOU did, too). But that was before I grew up and realized there were real men (and women) in those cars who were risking injury or death to compete.
Safety is a primary concern..... especially given the deaths of Adam Petty, Kenny Irwin, Jr. and the others over the last few years.
But, even with safety as a concern, can't they make the stock cars look and seem just a bit more like what we can buy at the auto showroom?
Here's a radical concept..... make 'em race REALLY stock cars. A Taurus is front-wheel-drive? Make 'em race it like that on the track. An Intrepid has four doors? So should the race car.... V6 engine (V6?? sounds familiar.. BGN?...oh never mind)? Weenie little 205-70/16 tires?? Let 'em run-whut-they-brung.......
With all the dollars and knowledge and ingenuity tied up in NASCAR stock car racing, I reckon they'd have them front-wheel-drivers safely screamin' around Daytona in no time.......
AND THEY'D LOOK JUST LIKE "YOUR" CAR.
Race on Sunday..... sell on Monday.... what a concept!!
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