What's the worst movies you've seen?

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foehammer111

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I've wanted my money back after seeing these movies:

Thousand Mile Escort (1976)
Freejack (1992)
Mortal Kombat (1995)
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997)
Romy and Michele's High School Reunion (1997)
Volcano (1997)
Super Mario Bros. (1993)
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)
Transformers (2007)
The Day After Tomorrow (2004)
xXx (2002)
Driven (2001)
Judge Dredd (1995)

Anything with Howie Long in it (Broken Arrow, Firestorm, Dollar for the Dead)
 
What? Have you guys seen so many bad movies that you don't want to talk about it? Scarred for life?

;)
 
Well, my list of bad movies goes back so far in time, that most of you probably never heard of some of them. LOL

"Flash Gordon" was a complete waste of time and money. Except for the music -- that is how I got hooked on Queen.
 
I really don't watch movies very often but I remember getting up and walking out of the theater about 30 mins. into "Fargo".
 
TexasRaceLady said:
Well, my list of bad movies goes back so far in time, that most of you probably never heard of some of them. LOL

"Flash Gordon" was a complete waste of time and money. Except for the music -- that is how I got hooked on Queen.
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Which Flash Gordon? The 1936 original? I've seen that too, and also remember the FG knock-off "Commando Cody: Sky Marshal of the Universe". You know it's a bad movie when it rips off another terrible movie.

MST3K material right there.

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Farily recent movies that were so bad I had to turn them off:

Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector
The Unborn
Don't mess with the Zohan

And one of the alltime worst...976-E-V-I-L
 
foehammer111 said:
Which Flash Gordon? The 1936 original? I've seen that too, and also remember the FG knock-off "Commando Cody: Sky Marshal of the Universe". You know it's a bad movie when it rips off another terrible movie.

MST3K material right there.
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I enjoyed the 1936 version.

The one with Sam Jones is the one that was so bad.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080745/

Timothy Dalton is also in it --- before Bond.
 
I need to add the movie Patrick Swayze movie, 1984-is, "Red Dawn." Stinker through and through.

Ooh, and someone's remaking it to be released next year.
 
VaDirt said:
I need to add the movie Patrick Swayze movie, 1984-is, "Red Dawn." Stinker through and through.

Ooh, and someone's remaking it to be released next year.
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LOL I actually liked that movie. ;)

I have a thing for Kung-fu movies, so I've seen plenty of bad ones. The Thousand Mile Escort I mentioned before is the worst. I'm not even sure it had a plot. Something about a little kid and a Kung-fu master going on a 1000 mile trip somewhere with people trying to kill them.

The English dubbing was horrible. One part was so bad, it was funny. At one point the little kid asked the Kung-fu master "What's a traitor?" He responded by saying "A traitor is a dirty mother f***ing son-of-a-b****". Me and my friends were rolling on the floor laughing so hard from that one.
 
waiting
still waiting .... two movies that will make you think twice about eating out

Knowing, a interesting movie that seems to ran out of $$$, which means the ending is so incredibly lame... like it was just tossed in there just because they ran out of money!
 
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