When My Driver Wins....... By MOEJOE

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MOEJOE

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I love it. I love it to death. The feeling I get, when my driver sets the track on FIRE.

He unloaded fast, he qualified fast. And he DOMINATED the race.

I don't know where it comes from, I don't know why it matters to me. I just know it does.

And it feels great.

I hope all my friends here can feel that some times. Even if you are a Kyle fan, a Carl fan, whatever fan. It's good to feel that. It's why we are fans. We want our guy to win. Cause when he wins, we win.
 
He sure is on fire. They are looking like the 48 of old lately.

Last year, he said he wanted to win a lot of races and demoralize the competition. Look what happened.

This year, JJ said he wants 8 championships. Bad omen?
 
I only like it when my favorite drivers win. All the rest of em and their low life fans are SOBs demanding and deserving pain. It is worthwhile to maximize their pain too.

They deserve loosing and the bitterness even when they die their going to consume six feet of space. Oh I know this ain't couth so it's better to act like you're sorry for their pain.

The best strategy is to be happy that your driver won. You can twist the knife a little deeper by being there and acting dignified, and reminding them that you are sorry about their sorry driver.

The killing them with kindness thing, if you wife is hotter than there's be sure to bring her along as the two of you pretend to be in the sympathetic comforting mode. Her kindness and hotness will remind them that their also lacking for more than a good driver.

That allows for playing classy, thus denying them of even a chance to righteously hate you back. Hate is wonderful thing that they don't deserve, so denying them of the joy is just one last privilege to keep to your self. Then at night you can go to sleep at night at peace with the world, confident that their hurting real bad, crying with a lot pain.
 
As a NASCAR fan nothing brightens up a week like having your driver win on Sunday. My driver doesn't win like he used to so that makes any win all that much better. :cool:
 
dpkimmel2001 said:
As a NASCAR fan nothing brightens up a week like having your driver win on Sunday. My driver doesn't win like he used to so that makes any win all that much better. :cool:
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Damn well said. :D
 
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