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DeeDee

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Well well well....

Haven't had much time here on the forum lately been pretty busy with work and wrapping up everything with Girls Scout Cookies. (yes Maj. I promise to get yours shipped out soon!) But I see 97 has been extremely busy with important stuff like:

No doubt in my mind Shakira is one of the very, very hottest women alive!  I have everything she's recorded...and for sure, no other chick can move quite like her!  If ya know what I mean!
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And than of course I do believe I read some where that he was requesting a butt picture from Maj....

Just wanted to let you all know that if 97 disappears for a couple days, well let's just say there isn't electricity out in the Dog house for his computer... ;)
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Have a great day everyone! :)
 
:unsure: Ohhhh...hey baby! I see you made it back,and EVEN A LITTLE SOONER THAN I EXPECTED! :wub:

I know on the surface that looks bad....but you haven't heard my completley understandable and logical explanation yet.

The truth is--------I was very likely--well, uhh---abducted by aliens.

Now I know that may seem a little hard to believe on the surface, but keep an open mind, ok? Fortunately, I am still in one piece(at least for now) so they obviously didnt' try the old 'cattle mutilation' stuff on me. Thank goodness for that, at least.

Crop circle's everywhere, Samantha Mulder, blurry images of Alpha Centauri,etc,etc.



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No, I made that up, hon. Actually, I was on a classified forum mission to weed out 'anti-Shakira forces that threaten the security of this message board and possibly democracy herself'(To quote Bowtie).

It was a rough job and not a total success as the ANTI-SHAK's weren't flushed out and.....


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Uh, you aren't buying that either?


How about...Whizzer forced me to do it? Saying the 'way to a woman's heart is thru making post about other women'! No, I didn't believe him, but wanted to humor him as much as possible! Thats it! You know how I respect the elderly and all.

(Boy, you got me good, Whiz, you old practical joker you!)

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Convincing, eh? ^_^ If not let me know and I will think up something else. <_< :wub: :wub:


Glad to see you back hon! :wub:


(p.s---No electricity in the doghouse, huh?)
 
97, I think your reasoning (aka excuses) is only going to add more fuel to the fire! I'll send you a nice warm blanket and a stuffed teddy bear to keep you company. Looks like you're gonna need it, because I think you will be there for a while!!! :XXROFL: :XXROFL:


Oh, and Dee, notice how I "overlooked" that??? :lol:
 
Hey man, I'm with you, I know it was all Whizzers fault. :lol:
 
Originally posted by 97forever@Mar 11 2004, 09:40 AM
<_< Bunch of comedians...that's what we have on here. <_<
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We have such good teachers!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
I know...I was JOKING!! Man did I trick you, huh? :p


Bwahhhhahhhahhhaaaaaaaaa!!!


Lesson#37, Maj! Timing is everything! Notice how I slipped this right in during a little 'lull'? I learned that from Bow. ^_^
 
Originally posted by 97forever@Mar 11 2004, 12:46 PM
Maj...after my abduction by Aliens, that flag really wasn't neccesary. ^_^ ^_^
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You are gonna think "abduction by aliens"!!! :rolleyes:
 
Originally posted by kat2220@Mar 11 2004, 01:54 PM
97...you think you're sooooo smooth that Dee is gonna buy this story?
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I don't think he was thinking at all Kat. He is smoooooth, let me tell ya..ah wait I better not kiss and tell. ;)

Now Clark dear, you would have been okay if you would have just blamed Bow, I could believe that, but aliens? And Whizzer sorry dear but I ain't buying it. :blink:

As for the rest of ya, stop sending him stuff to the dog house! It's not punishment if y'all feel sorry for him! :angry:
 
Oops! Sorry, mam! 97, I have to take back the blanket and the stuffed teddy bear!


Give it back! Now! Dee said so! :mellow: <_<
 
Originally posted by TexasRaceLady@Mar 11 2004, 03:01 PM
Well, he can keep the light. How can he keep his coloring inside the lines in the dark? I think Rosie O'Donnell pics for starter. hehehe
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:p Well okay, I can see the punishment in that TRL!
 
Originally posted by 97forever@Mar 11 2004, 03:07 PM
NOT ROSIE O"DONNELL! Good Lord, nothing is worth that horror! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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sorry dear... :p
 
here ya go!

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Thats alright dude, I got your back. Just e-mail me what you need and I'll send it to you..................................oh crap............................this was supposed to be a pm. :lol:
 
Originally posted by 97forever@Mar 11 2004, 03:07 PM
NOT ROSIE O"DONNELL! Good Lord, nothing is worth that horror! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I heard that you nominated her for HOT CHICK SURVIVOR but then deleted the post! :lol:
 
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