Which drivers wife, would you be most afraid to fight? Which the most fun fight?

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Which drivers wife, would you be most afraid to fight?



And which one would be the funniest, or most enjoyable to fight, wrestle etc....



-And please no high and and mighty, citified, pious, I don't fight women folk yada, yada....
This is internets so:
1. Abandon Couth, it is only meant to be a fun hypothetical thread.
2. We also know everybody here is a tough internet guy, so no need to explain how badly you could whup them.
3. Wildcards, if the female posters want to substitute the drivers to play along, feel free to play.
4. Again, don't go ruining this most important thread with the educated stuff, just have some fun.
 
-Most fearsome : Delana Harvick (but she has lost a little edge without the uniform).


-Honorable mention: Teresa Earnhardt -with that southern holy land accent, I am betting she had to whip a few redneck along the way.



-Most fun to wrestle: Samantha Busch. I couldn't fight her, wrestling would be more fun.
 
Greg said:
-Most fearsome : Delana Harvick (but she has lost a little edge without the uniform).


-Honorable mention: Teresa Earnhardt -with that southern holy land accent, I am betting she had to whip a few redneck along the way.
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Dang, you took the 2 I had in mind --- except I'd reverse the order.

Of course, in her day, Linda Petty was no slouch. She carried a gun in her purse at times --- to back up Richard.
 
Delana scares me.:eek: Gives me nightmares. She bears a remarkable resemblance to my ex-wife. They could be mistaken for sisters. Freakin' freaky I tell ya.

I did beat my ex..........in court.:)
 
TexasRaceLady said:
Dang, you took the 2 I had in mind --- except I'd reverse the order.

Of course, in her day, Linda Petty was no slouch. She carried a gun in her purse at times --- to back up Richard.
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Glad u remember this kind of stuff some of the new fans have NO IDEA
 
SST55 said:
I did beat my ex..........in court.:)
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Yesterday evening coming down I-75 we saw an older model pickup pulling a small open utility trailer, in the trailer was a riding lawn mower, a motorcycle, a lazy boy recliner and a small refrigerator ( beer frige type ) on the Back of the trailer was a large cardboard sign reading " Just Divorced "
My codriver and I Laughed for a good ten miles or so ;)

CONGRATS To YOU!
 
Not sure who I'd pick, but this threat sure has to be in the running for thread of the year.:D
 
First one who came to mind was Mrs. Happy. She would probably be able to kick my azz from here to Sunday.

I had heard the stories about Linda Petty. She was not the only one to do that, from what I understand.

I would wrestle with Mrs. Gordon, preferably in a vat of honey. ;)
 
I remember that! Meee-owwww!

And for Todd's wife, she wanted to kick my ass when I made fun of her husband on the grid before the Pro Celebrity Race in Long Beach. Fortunately for me, there was a chain link fence between us. :D
 
The one I fear would def. be Delana Harvick...man, she could probably take me and half this board down!

Most fun, toss up between Ingrid (Jeff Gordon's wife) or Samantha (Kyle Busch's wife) :)
 
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I would be most afraid of Katie Kenseth. She has that midwest strength about her. I also think she would take Delana Harvick.
 
Is Ashley Judd is Out Of Play in this game? The thread title does not specify that it has to be a NASCAR WIFE, even though we are in the NASCAR Forum...

I wanna wrestle Ashley after I wrestle Mrs. Gordon! :p:p
 
robbybee said:
Is Ashley Judd is Out Of Play in this game? The thread title does not specify that it has to be a NASCAR WIFE, even though we are in the NASCAR Forum...

I wanna wrestle Ashley after I wrestle Mrs. Gordon! :p:p
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It's all ....good. An F1 babe, driver, annoucer, even a hot babe at your local track. Just remember the more obsure the more picture needy.
Take care with the locals, getting to personal or close to the fire might seem stalkerish to someone.


I got a little of my inspiration locally. In the 70's after a winner rolled across the scales, I recall his mother holding his helment. She was a robust solid type, I was thinking he has a Momma/BodyGuard all in one, don't want to fight, peace.
 
Here's a bit of a twist...

I met Eddie Haskell at a special driver appearance at Sunset Ford in SoCal. At the time they were one of the leading Roush-Ford dealers. (They have since gone out of business). Anyway, Carl was wearing a cast on his wrist and had recently won @ Bristol, which he said was his favorite CUP win.

As I was having him sign a picture for my niece I asked him 3 questions. Does your wrist injury affect your driving? "No.". Was Bristol really your favorite all-time win? "Yes." Is your Mother single? (I knew that she was). "None of your business!" And then he laughed.

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I'd wrestle Mrs. Haskell!! lolol
 

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robbybee said:
Here's a bit of a twist...

I met Eddie Haskell at a special driver appearance at Sunset Ford in SoCal. At the time they were one of the leading Roush-Ford dealers. (They have since gone out of business). Anyway, Carl was wearing a cast on his wrist and had recently won @ Bristol, which he said was his favorite CUP win.

As I was having him sign a picture for my niece I asked him 3 questions. Does your wrist injury affect your driving? "No.". Was Bristol really your favorite all-time win? "Yes." Is your Mother single? (I knew that she was). "None of your business!" And then he laughed.

http://www.racing-forums.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=3514&stc=1&d=1314067677

I'd wrestle Mrs. Haskell!! lolol
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hahaha that is an amazing story! At least he was a good sport about it haha
 
chromehorn said:
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Afraid - Montoyas wife. I've seen that woman get fired up and go off, I think she has killed someone before. She's a damn good looking woman though.


Most fun - Does Franchitti still count? If so, Ashley Judd. If not, the new chick Kurt Busch is nailing or Ingrid Vandebosch
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Your link is like 3 years old Kurt Busch is divorced and Tony Steward is dating a female SprintCar driver and she knows how to turn wrenches. A chick that turns wrenches is HAWT.
 
To comply with an eariler post...my answers to these questions again..this time..in pictures :growl:

One I would fear...Delana Harvick

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Most fun to wrestle..it is a tie!

Ingrid Vandebosch
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Samantha Busch
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You're Welcome! :D
 
NICE PICS...

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I'd still have to go with Delana ....on both counts...I like a Challenge!

Besides a woman who Owns Race cars/teams and wears a firesuit.....Daaaamn!! :D
 
Most fearsome :

Delana Harvick 6
Misses Montoya 1.5
Teresa Earnhardt 1
Mrs Todd Bodine, or Mrs Onion 1
Katie Kenseth 1
Buffy Waltrip 1
Linda Petty 0.5



Wrestling dream Match

Mrs Kyle Busch (Samantha) 2
Mrs Jeff Gordon (Ingrid) 1.5
Mrs Vandebosch 1.5
Ashley Judd 1.5
Mrs Cark Haskel Edwards 1.0
Delana Harvick 1
Mrs Biffle. 1



Ok I have tried to tabulate.
When more than one babe is mentioned by a poster, I assigned one half of a point to each split nominee.


An era margin of 10+/- votes is in effect. If I err please don't send Dalana to break my legs. Just inform me to change the record.

Is Ingrid Vandebosch, Jeff Gordon's wife?
 
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