Who are the “pretty boy” drivers? The Johnson/Busch action delivers thread gone wrong

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First a pretty boy thread will need some rules

1. Guys don’t take it too serious, it is meant to be funny, not ha ha funny but simply funny, if nothing else consider it a cringe worthy wreck that you can’t stop watching.
2. Female posters being serious is ok. Tell us who you like.
3. Feel free to reference any race car drivers from any series anywhere.



Criteria suggestions.

-Are the Hendrick drivers the prettiest?
-If a driver ever cries in victory lane, is that sweet or pathetic?
-Who was the pioneer “pretty boys” maybe a Kyle Petty or Tim Richmond, somebody else?
-If driver always has his hair perfect, and never sweats is that a good thing?
-Who’s the manliest man drivers, the rugged types, etc…..?
-Can a driver be too sweet?
-Add your own criteria the above ones are just icebreakers to get the thread started
-who the Whineyest driver of all times was? (added after reading FlFlash's post)
 
The pretty boys

Gordon and Johnson they used to spend a lot of time in NYC. Kasey Khane

When a driver reaches 25 years old he should never be able to cry in victory lane, it just aint right, he should not get any points for winning.

Tony Stewart is currently the manliest man. If they don’t do the tracks surface right, it is going to be a fight. If doesn’t like the Goodyear tires, he is taking them all off his personal cars to learn them…..
 
Greg said:
-Are the Hendrick drivers the prettiest? Yes Gordon and Johnson are Handsome young men, butt Martin and Lil E bring the team back to average.
-If a driver ever cries in victory lane, is that sweet or pathetic? Throw the boy a towel and send him home to mommy.
-Who was the pioneer “pretty boys” maybe a Kyle Petty or Tim Richmond, somebody else? Tim was the first Media AND lady charmer
-If driver always has his hair perfect, and never sweats is that a good thing? are we talking NASCAR or Indycar/F1?
-Who’s the manliest man drivers, the rugged types, etc…..?Cale Yarborough no if ands or butts
-Can a driver be too sweet? Danica could work on that
-Add your own criteria the above ones are just icebreakers to get the thread started
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Can't help to notice you did'nt ask who the Whineyest driver of all times was? Jeff Gordon over the radio to Ray Evernham at Daytona July race one year "Ohhhh Ray do I have too stay out here....I don't wanna"
 
^ FlFlash "who the Whineyest driver of all times was? "

Done it is added to the O.P. now
 
FlFlash said:
Who’s the manliest man drivers, the rugged types, etc…..?Cale Yarborough no if ands or butts
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Cale was tough I am pretty sure he never used a relief driver, when the cars was more crude.

AJ Foyt was rugged too, he drove the old Indy Roadsters, and those beastly cars of the 60's and early 70's.
Then got all over Kevin Cogan when he screwed up at drop of the green. Seeing him pissed off and hammering away to fix his car was vintage.
AJ was my favorite Indy 500 dude ever.


Locally I thought Iron man Jack Ingram was rugged. I felt that guys like him and Richie Evans lived on their terms.
Any of those guys that ran in those days had to be, they didn't have today's comforts.
I would feel like a boy standing next to any of them that racked up a 1000 or more starts on almost any level in the day.


Even if they had plenty of money racing will cost you everything, it is not a casual thing. Those guys that done with it with open tralors in that era standout to me.
I wish Nascar woud give them all a good pension.
 
Oh joy a place for people to say all Kasey Kahne fans are women.
 
-Are the Hendrick drivers the prettiest? Not since the arrival of Danicant.
-If a driver ever cries in victory lane, is that sweet or pathetic? Oh boy, shoot the mofo.
-Who was the pioneer “pretty boys” maybe a Kyle Petty or Tim Richmond, somebody else? The spokesman for queers for gears, what's his name? (WARNING: If you know his name, you're a pretty boy).
-If driver always has his hair perfect, and never sweats is that a good thing? Not sure. What are you planning to do with him?
-Who’s the manliest man drivers, the rugged types, etc…..? There aren't any left. Just pretenders.
-Can a driver be too sweet? Not according to Jenna Fryer.
-Add your own criteria the above ones are just icebreakers to get the thread started Be sweet ask me nicely.
-who the Whineyest driver of all times was? Kryle, of course. Rumor has it he left the sport. We'll see.
 
-Are the Hendrick drivers the prettiest? Yes, Gordon, Johnson and Kasey Kahne are the "pretty boys"

-If a driver ever cries in victory lane, is that sweet or pathetic? Crying because you win is ok. Crying because you don't isn't

-Who was the pioneer “pretty boys” maybe a Kyle Petty or Tim Richmond, somebody else? Richmond, hands down.

-Who’s the manliest man drivers, the rugged types, etc…..? Stewart and Jr have that rough look every time you see them.

-Can a driver be too sweet? Yes, Look at Danica Patrick who isn't nearly aggressive enough yet anyway. Also guys like Matt Kenseth come to mind.

-who the Whineyest driver of all times was? The Busch brothers
 
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