Why did you pee on me Pooh Bear?

[barelypure]

Witnesses in the house heard Jones say "why did you pee on me Pooh Bear?" A few moments later, the witness heard the son say "Mama you done stabbed me."

And here I thought this stuff only happened in Waldorf Maryland . What a strange world we live in.

 

[kelloggs5TLfan]

21-year-old Michael Anthony Carson, nicknamed Pooh Bear, is charged with aggravated assault and battery. Police arrested him at his mother's home on Wednesday.

Urinating on someone is worse than stabbing them six times. Did I miss something?