Why Jeff Gordon will win this weekend

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I got an Email from a degenerate gambler friend of mine with that title today .

Jeff has a 100 % win record after getting engaged or married at the very next race . Bet the farm.

That is a pretty strong stat , but I dont think I will bother betting.
 
That's quite something. He also has 0% average in the marriage column.

However, this time I'm sure it's 'till death due us part :)
 
Seems to me his CC, Steve Retard, will find a way for him not to win.
 
Seems to me his CC, Steve Retard, will find a way for him not to win.


You are clearly too jaded on this topic .
Jeffy wins when he is jusr engaged or marrried the losing is much later in the marriage. . Remember he said he would get married after his last championship guess what , he was right. he is married ...................................
 
Is that why they got married this week instead of waiting 2 more weeks?
 
Seems to me his CC, Steve Retard, will find a way for him not to win.


huh? looks to me that "steve retard" has improved the 24 team on the 1.5 miles and half where robbie didn't, plus winning at a track that he's never won before chicagoland..so i'd differ with you..steve is doing a good job plus what crew chief doesn't want to win?
 
I am really not slagging Jeff I think a Jeffy just married and all that entails will be hard to beat. Jeffy Vandenboush or whatever his new name is should do great.
 
lol its still gordon, is the woman that changes her last name..should be easier too....Ingrid Gordon..umnmmmm
 
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