WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest w hen you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $6.95 for a three -pack at Walmart. Three Pairs of shoes is more than enough. (1 pair boots, 1 pair Sneakers, 1 pair dress shoes). You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face is its original color! The same hairstyle last for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck !
You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and your pair of shoes don't have to match, your ok with one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do all your shopping in 15 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
Send this to the women who can handle it, and to the men who will enjoy reading it.
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest w hen you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $6.95 for a three -pack at Walmart. Three Pairs of shoes is more than enough. (1 pair boots, 1 pair Sneakers, 1 pair dress shoes). You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face is its original color! The same hairstyle last for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck !
You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and your pair of shoes don't have to match, your ok with one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do all your shopping in 15 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
Send this to the women who can handle it, and to the men who will enjoy reading it.