Why Trick or Treating is Better than Sex

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10. You're guaranteed to get at least a
little something in the sack.

9. If you get tired,wait 10 minutes
and go at it again.

8. The uglier you look,the easier
it is to get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the
person who gave you candy.

6. The person giving you candy doesn't
fantasize you're someone else.

5. If you get a stomach ache,
it won't last 9 months.

4. If you wear your Batman mask,
no one thinks you're kinky.

3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear
you moaning and groaning.

2. You'll feel less guilt the next morning.

1. If you don't get what you want,
you can always go next door !!!




:cheers:
 
Originally posted by 97forever@Oct 10 2003, 05:52 PM
:lol: :lol:
I was wondering how long it was going to take you before you responded to this.... :rolleyes:
 
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