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Why can't everybody be as unbiased as me??? I love all Nascar drivers. Why, just the other day I was walking thru my yard and stepped in some dog Harvick. Did I get mad? No. I promptly went to my neighbors house and wiped it off with his Dale Jr flag. If it wasn't for those gentlemen, I wouldn't have anything to equate excretion with. Now let's appreciate all drivers, ok?
 
There's respect for all drivers but naturally people are going to have their favorites and some drivers might do certain things that people don't like to eventually develop a dislike for that driver...that's just nature.
 
I am starting to notice trends in your posts, bump drafting. They usually involve excrements of some sort. You have an amusing sense of humor. I like it.

It's just like when I go to my friend's house where she has a horse. It's not a good idea to walk in the back yard unless you want to step in a pile of Gordon. This might be similar to the dog Harvick you were talking about. :)
 
Humor is funny, it's a shame when some people don't get the humor. The question for you rpmallen is which gordon are you referring too. Personally it could be either and I'd be happy.
 
I left my statement ambigious for a reason. Pick a Gordon, any Gordon. :)
 
But it's so hard, I'm racking my brain right now to get an answer. I'm sorry, will both do?
 
I guess both will suffice. Just be careful where you step.
 
Just don't wipe it on anyone when you are through, bump drafting.
 
yeah i was riding in my car and here came Robby Gordon trying to get his lap back. spins us around then Robby comes up to us and ask "what happand?"

so lets just lean to respect all drivers :p
 
Of course, we might joke, but we respect all drivers. We might not respect them if we met them on the streets, but we respect them as drivers and on this forum. :)
 
I respect all drivers because they do something I can't. But just cause I respect them, doesn't mean if I see them on the streets I won't punch them in the face cause they are an @$$hole.
 
Then he'd be the first to whine about saying he didn't do a thing...
 
yes i respect them on the track as long as they are not beening assholes.

i was makeing the car werck above ajoke but the drive was like robby g.

i could not be a nascar driver. i am still hurt from one 24 hours ago.
 
besides, if you were lucky enough to take the first swing at Robby Gordon, he would hop in his car and start hunting you down like he did Junior in the pit road at Bristol.
 
i think i'd have dale jr around the corner, since he is better than 80% of the drivers when he isn't 100%...obviously jr can drive me away faster than gordon can keep up :D
 
Originally posted by rpmallen
besides, if you were lucky enough to take the first swing at Robby Gordon, he would hop in his car and start hunting you down like he did Junior in the pit road at Bristol.
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:)

He only had to chase him beause Jr was egging him on by smashing into his driver side door while they were approaching pit road, then when they got close enough Jr tore down the road pretending to be Mr. Innocent.
 
That's why Jr. rents from Enterprise. B/c he has a concussion.
 
What are you talking about Paul, I thought Earnhardt Jr. was always innocent? :)
 
Originally posted by rpmallen
besides, if you were lucky enough to take the first swing at Robby Gordon, he would hop in his car and start hunting you down like he did Junior in the pit road at Bristol.
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if it was relly robby that hit us he would not make it far in his car.
 
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