Wife - Describe Me

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Wife: "How would you describe me?"

Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."

Wife: "What does that mean?"

Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."

Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"

Husband: "I'm just kidding!
 
Elderly wife: "Honey...are we going out tonight?"

More elderly husband: "Tonight?...what day is it?"

Wife: "Well it's our anniversary of course!"

Husband: "Well sure then!...damn...seems like our anniversary comes around every few days"

Wife: "you are so cute Honey"
 
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