Wife missing

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  1. sdj

    sdj Just a race fan

    Husband went to the sheriff’s department to report
    that his wife was missing.

    Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.
    Sergeant: What is her height?


    Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.

    Sergeant: Weight?

    Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.

    Sergeant: Color of eyes?

    Husband: Never noticed.

    Sergeant: Color of hair?

    Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown.

    Sergeant: What was she wearing?

    Husband: Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don’t remember exactly.

    Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?

    Husband: She went in my truck.

    Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?

    Husband: Brand new 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed. Custom leather seats and “Bubba” floor mats. Trailering package with gold hitch. DVD with navigation, 21-channel CB radio, six cup holders, and four power outlets. Added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. Wife put a small scratch on the drivers door. At this point the husband started choking up.

    Sergeant: Don’t worry buddy. We’ll find your truck.
     
  2. TexasRaceLady

    TexasRaceLady Plank Owner Contributor

    An oldie, but a goodie. LOL
     

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