Will Keselowski ever find a girlfriend?

How will Brad rope himself a girlfriend?

  • Use lots of rope.

    Votes: 2 25.0%

  • Stop shooting everything that moves in his yard.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Bigger contract OR a smaller nose.

    Votes: 4 50.0%

  • Lose the Bart Simpson haircut.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Hang out at the you ladies school for the blind.

    Votes: 2 25.0%

  • Extensive bing image search, then it's off to the internet.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Total voters
    8
  • Poll closed .
NO!

Brad is Gay!

Not that there is anything wrong with that...
 
Only if he finds someone as dorky looking as him mabey
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There's no ugly wimminz 10 minutes before the bar closes, BTDT;)
 
bigger contract or smaller nose comes closest. all he really needs is $$$ for women to appreciate his inner beauty. <g>
 
Looks are not suppose to matter but I know they help ... :p

I like him better since I saw a non racing side of him while they were in Vegas. Granted, he may have been "alittle" drunk but he seems nice.

I say yes ... he will find a "HOTT" Trophy Girlfriend one day.

A few of the not so pretty drivers found nice looking wives/girlfriends. If they believe in marrying/dating for money not love.
 
Peyton Shea said:
Looks are not suppose to matter but I know they help ... :p

I like him better since I saw a non racing side of him while they were in Vegas. Granted, he may have been "alittle" drunk but he seems nice.

I say yes ... he will find a "HOTT" Trophy Girlfriend one day.

A few of the not so pretty drivers found nice looking wives/girlfriends. If they believe in marrying/dating for money not love.
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You didn't just call men "pretty" did you?;)
 
A man can land the hottest woman he can afford and a woman can land the richest man her looks will allow.

Now that's not to say that all rich men go for only trophy wives or that all attractive women are gold diggers. It's just a rule of thumb (and much more obvious in big cities than more rural areas)...
 
robbybee said:
A man can land the hottest woman he can afford and a woman can land the richest man her looks will allow.

Now that's not to say that all rich men go for only trophy wives or that all attractive women are gold diggers. It's just a rule of thumb (and much more obvious in big cities than more rural areas)...
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Stop being so philasophical and make a wize crack. You're killing my buzz.

Ohhhh, is that last part because rural areas have sheep?
 
If Kyle Busch (my wife says he looks like a weasel) can haul in hottie he did, then yes, even Brad can win a girl
 
VaDirt said:
If Kyle Busch (my wife says he looks like a weasel) can haul in hottie he did, then yes, even Brad can win a girl
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My wife says the "elder" Busch looks like an elf! LOL I voted number 3...as by the looks of MANY of the drivers vs. their wives...money sure does TALK!
 
FenderBumper said:
Damn straight. Mrs Biffle sure fell for Greggs inna bank beauty.
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Or Greg said to his wife when he asked her to marry him "A paper sack for my mug comes with this ring honey".

VaDirt said:
If Kyle Busch (my wife says he looks like a weasel) can haul in hottie he did, then yes, even Brad can win a girl
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This guy is proof that women want money more than good looks. At least Sam does.
 
FenderBumper said:
Things got back to normal just in time. I was about to turn the empty bag into a change purse. "Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. Oh what fun it was to ride..."
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Still drinking are we? Or did you stop last night and start again with a bloody Maria?
 
FenderBumper said:
Ohhhh, is that last part because rural areas have sheep?
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The night club down the street “The Dry Heave” well ….they has a mechanical Sheep. If you have a token you don’t even have to give her a pet name.
 
Greg said:
The night club down the street “The Dry Heave” well ….they has a mechanical Sheep. If you have a token you don’t even have to give her a pet name.
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lol Is that true? That would be pretty funny to watch around 3:30 AM.
 
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