Thought you might find these quotes of interest.Will Rogers, who died in a plane crash with Wylie Post in 1935, was probablythe greatest political sage this country has ever known. Enjoy the following:
1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
3 There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...neither works.
4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
5. Always drink upstream from the herd.
6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back inyour pocket.
8.There are three kinds of men: The ones that learnby reading. The fewwho learn by observation. The rest of them have to peeon the electric fenceand find out for themselves.
9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from badjudgment.
10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every nowand then to make sure it's still there.
11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'nputtin' it back.
12. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he startedroaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral:When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
ABOUT GROWING OLDER...
First ~ Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your ageand start bragging about it.
Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers.Not me, I want peopleto know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long wayand someof the roads weren't paved.
Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, thinkof Algebra.
Fifth ~ You know you are getting old when everything either dries up orleaks.
Sixth ~ I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to thetop.
Seventh ~ One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it issuch a nice change from being young.
Eighth ~ One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.
Ninth ~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable
Tenth ~ Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it wascalled witchcraft. Today it's called golf.
And finally ~ If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have
anything to laugh at when you are old.
1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
3 There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...neither works.
4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
5. Always drink upstream from the herd.
6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back inyour pocket.
8.There are three kinds of men: The ones that learnby reading. The fewwho learn by observation. The rest of them have to peeon the electric fenceand find out for themselves.
9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from badjudgment.
10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every nowand then to make sure it's still there.
11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'nputtin' it back.
12. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he startedroaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral:When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
ABOUT GROWING OLDER...
First ~ Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your ageand start bragging about it.
Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers.Not me, I want peopleto know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long wayand someof the roads weren't paved.
Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, thinkof Algebra.
Fifth ~ You know you are getting old when everything either dries up orleaks.
Sixth ~ I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to thetop.
Seventh ~ One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it issuch a nice change from being young.
Eighth ~ One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.
Ninth ~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable
Tenth ~ Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it wascalled witchcraft. Today it's called golf.
And finally ~ If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have
anything to laugh at when you are old.
