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- Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.

- A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

- When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.

- Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization

- It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

- It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.

- Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.

- An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight year old child.
 
u forgot one.

The villan can be blown up,crushed,fall off a cliff and still walk away with out a scratch on him.:D
 
Oh and don't forget, when the cops are chasing our guy, they seem to be the worst drivers on the planet. How many of them will crash while our guy gets away?
 
better yet.

A bomb is always disconnected at the last second.
 
Why is the girl in the horror movies always the last one to know the deranged maniac is in the house and standing behind her as she tries to use the phone that isn't working?
 
and how can a car hig the wall get spunt out be tore all to hell and still win a race (days of thunder)
 
Originally posted by fergy1370
I like the 1,000,000 round magazine the bad guys always have for their guns.

And they never hit the good guy...
 
My favorite thing with movies or TV shows is how they always have to "explain" everything to us. That CSI show does it all the time...

For example, Brilliant Detective A will be talking to Brilliant Detective B...

BD-A: "The ballistics report and tox screen came back a full positive that our perp had minute traces of delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol at the time this Tech-9 was discharged."

BD-B: "You mean the bad guy was smoking weed when he killed the other guy?"

BD-A: "Yes."
 
And how's come the bomb always has a big red timer displayed on it?

And how's come they always know precisely which wire to clip to defuse it?
 
So all these movies are educational........we learn so much!!:D
 
Originally posted by paul
My favorite thing with movies or TV shows is how they always have to "explain" everything to us.  That CSI show does it all the time...

For example, Brilliant Detective A will be talking to Brilliant Detective B...

BD-A: "The ballistics report and tox screen came back a full positive that our perp had minute traces of delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol at the time this Tech-9 was discharged."

BD-B: "You mean the bad guy was smoking weed when he killed the other guy?"

BD-A: "Yes."

ROTFLMAO:D :D
 
Nothin like getting my intelligence insulted while sitting in front of the tube...but I guess I should have known before I sat down in the first place right? :)
 
Originally posted by paul
Nothin like getting my intelligence insulted while sitting in front of the tube...but I guess I should have known before I sat down in the first place right? :)


They don't call it the "boob tube" for nothing.:D
 
I am not a sit com type person.......like a good drama movie myself.........or CSI..cops........etc...........:)
 
Originally posted by buckaroo
Pettyfan, that can happen and I've seen it before.

with 10 laps left and 40 cars in front of that driver?
 
If an Earnhardt was winning and this helped him, they might allow it:rolleyes:
 
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