Wittle Wabbit

Bobw

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A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you have wittle wabbits?"

So the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?"

The little girl puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice: "I don't fink my pyfon really giveths a thit.
 
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