Middle-aged man walks into a bar and sits down with a frightenend look on his face....
Bartender says: "What will you have?"
Man says: "I'm at the end of my rope...give me a whiskey...things are so bad I wish I'd never been born."
Bartender says: "Nice try Mr. Johnson, but you are in luck. Your wife made a payment on your bar bill this morning and your credit is good again."
Man smiles and says: "Make that a double".
Bartender says: "What will you have?"
Man says: "I'm at the end of my rope...give me a whiskey...things are so bad I wish I'd never been born."
Bartender says: "Nice try Mr. Johnson, but you are in luck. Your wife made a payment on your bar bill this morning and your credit is good again."
Man smiles and says: "Make that a double".