Worst Sponsor for a Driver

shark77

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What is the worst/most embarrassing sponsor a driver could have or has had?

With all the in-your-face marketing in racing (especially NASCAR), there are some embarrassing sponsors that drivers would have to be enthusiastic about.

Imagine Montoya having to say - "The Tampax Chevrolet was a little tight today, but after a little work we were able to free it up and get some speed."
 
This one has to rank near the top...

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Redneckjunk.com.

Nascar even got involved in this one and forced the company to change their name to RJunk.com so they could continue sponsoring Cope.

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Viagra. The sight of a 5o year old man walking through the mall in leather viagra jacket made me want to hide somewhere. If Mark was my favorite driver I would not have worn his gear.
 
ted@economy said:
I thought that it was likely an embarassing come down for Mark after being sponsored by Valvoline / Cummins Diesel (a real macho sponsor) for many years.
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Mark thought it was an honor and a privilege to drive those cars. (at least that's what he said in every interview)
 
For being a relatively small small message board there are a lot of funny peoples here. haha
 
shark77 said:
Imagine Montoya having to say - "The Tampax Chevrolet was a little tight today, but after a little work we were able to free it up and get some speed."
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Ok Shark, here's a couple for you.

The #69 Trojan car has been in and out of the pit all day.
The 38 Extenze car has upped it's performance and stretched out to a really, REALLY big lead.
That Extenze car just rammed Danica's rear and really hurt her today.
The CC needs to pull the string and get that Tampax car back where it needs to be.
 
That Extenze car just rammed Danica's rear and really hurt her today.
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:punkrocke Classic.

Seriously, sooner or later, some commentator has just GOT to say "Danica's rear end is way loose.. you could see it all week in the garage area, all the drivers were talking about her being so loose ."

Or tight. Either way would work I reckon.

Anyhow it has to happen. :flushed:
 
97forever said:
:punkrocke Classic.

Seriously, sooner or later, some commentator has just GOT to say "Danica's rear end is way loose.. you could see it all week in the garage area, all the drivers were talking about her being so loose ."

Or tight. Either way would work I reckon.

Anyhow it has to happen. :flushed:
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LOL
 
97forever said:
:punkrocke Classic.

Seriously, sooner or later, some commentator has just GOT to say "Danica's rear end is way loose.. you could see it all week in the garage area, all the drivers were talking about her being so loose ."

Or tight. Either way would work I reckon.

Anyhow it has to happen. :flushed:
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97forever said:
Now if the number two car could hook EX-LAX, how cool would that be?
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lol You're on fire!
 
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