Worst tattoo ever?

[Benevolent One]

I've seen some really bad tattoos before, but this one seems to take the cake. It almost makes you wonder if he somehow fell asleep at the tattoo shop and somehow slept through this whole ordeal. How else could you explain this?

MMA fighter Melvin Costa

Yes, it says "I have a small *****"

 

[TexasRaceLady]

Now that is bad.

But then again, he could be using reverse psychology --- might make some woman interested in finding out if it's true.

 

[SST55]

Ain't enough room on my ample belly to describe "it"