In my nearly 30 years of delivering mail, I've seen just about everything. You name it, I've probably seen it. And there were a lot of other things that though I didn't see, I heard. One time I had a certified letter that needed to be signed for and I knocked on the door of the patron. I heard some rustling and then quiet. I knocked again and was just about to leave when the door finally opened. In front of me was a man, clearly sweating and breathing hard with a towel around his waist. In the background I heard a woman asking "who is it?" The guy said it's just the mailman and then looked at me and said, "your timing is terrible!" He signed for the letter and I left with a big grin on my face.