by Lee Montgomery
Wouldn’t it be funny if …
While leading a race, Tony Stewart ran over a piece of debris on the track for 10 laps and cut down a tire and had to pit?
Stewart had a press conference announcing, well, anything, and the press didn’t show up?
Stewart’s fans then e-mailed the media complaining no one wrote about it?
Every Hendrick Motorsports driver was on pit road when NASCAR called for a phantom debris caution, catching them a lap down?
And then, every Hendrick Motorsports driver made up that lap and Jeff Gordon, Jimmie Johnson, Kyle Busch and Casey Mears finished 1-2-3-4?
Stewart and Denny Hamlin combined to lead 399 laps at Richmond, but crashed on the last lap to let … Joe Gibbs Racing teammate J.J. Yeley win the car of tomorrow race?
A fan throwing a beer can on a race track hurt his shoulder and could never lift anything over 12 ounces again?
Every track banned alcohol, yet attendance rose?
Dale Earnhardt Jr. addressed the crowd before a Talladega race, blasting them for throwing stuff on the track, only to be the target of red No. 8 hats and shirts flying over the stands and a chorus of boos?
Earnhardt Jr. then went on to win the race, passing Gordon and Stewart under the yellow line on the last lap while a caution for debris flew?
Darrel Waltrip drove for Michael Waltrip and ran better?
Bill Elliott drove for Dale Jarrett and ran better?
David Reutimann ran better than all of them?
NASCAR held a race, and nothing controversial happened?
Wouldn’t it be funny if …
While leading a race, Tony Stewart ran over a piece of debris on the track for 10 laps and cut down a tire and had to pit?
Stewart had a press conference announcing, well, anything, and the press didn’t show up?
Stewart’s fans then e-mailed the media complaining no one wrote about it?
Every Hendrick Motorsports driver was on pit road when NASCAR called for a phantom debris caution, catching them a lap down?
And then, every Hendrick Motorsports driver made up that lap and Jeff Gordon, Jimmie Johnson, Kyle Busch and Casey Mears finished 1-2-3-4?
Stewart and Denny Hamlin combined to lead 399 laps at Richmond, but crashed on the last lap to let … Joe Gibbs Racing teammate J.J. Yeley win the car of tomorrow race?
A fan throwing a beer can on a race track hurt his shoulder and could never lift anything over 12 ounces again?
Every track banned alcohol, yet attendance rose?
Dale Earnhardt Jr. addressed the crowd before a Talladega race, blasting them for throwing stuff on the track, only to be the target of red No. 8 hats and shirts flying over the stands and a chorus of boos?
Earnhardt Jr. then went on to win the race, passing Gordon and Stewart under the yellow line on the last lap while a caution for debris flew?
Darrel Waltrip drove for Michael Waltrip and ran better?
Bill Elliott drove for Dale Jarrett and ran better?
David Reutimann ran better than all of them?
NASCAR held a race, and nothing controversial happened?
