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A lady went into a bar in BronteTexas, and saw a cowboy with his
> > > feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest feet she'd
> > > ever seen.
> > >
> > > The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say
> > > about men with big feet. The cowboy grinned and said,
> > > "Shore is, little lady! Why don't you come on out to
> > > the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?"
> > >
> > > The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent
> > > the night with him. The next morning she handed
> > > him a $100 bill.
> > >
> > > Blushing, he said, "Well, thankee, ma'am. Ah'm real
> > > flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah
> > > services before."
> > >
> > > The woman replied, "Don't be flattered... take the money
> > > and buy yourself some ! boots that fit."
