Possible problem: You've taught your child how to order your grande, nonfat, no-whip, extra-hot mocha.
Real problem: Those were his/her first words.
Possible problem: The barista knows you by your drink.
Real problem: Four different baristas at four different Starbucks know you.
Really big problem: The barista who retired 3 years ago sees you on the street and still knows you.
Possible problem: You download a Starbucks locator on your PDA.
Real problem: You check it before you make hotel reservations.
Really big problem: You check it before you make airline reservations.
Possible problem: You attend a ribbon-cutting at the new Starbucks.
Real problem: You cry.
Possible problem: You get a Duetto card(a reloadable Starbucks card), and, when the bill comes, you're dismayed to learn how much you're spending each month.
Real problem: It's the same amount you spent for rent on your first apartment.
Really big problem: You dump the Duetto card and go back to cash so you won't have to know.
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Thank goodness I don't have the problem.
Real problem: Those were his/her first words.
Possible problem: The barista knows you by your drink.
Real problem: Four different baristas at four different Starbucks know you.
Really big problem: The barista who retired 3 years ago sees you on the street and still knows you.
Possible problem: You download a Starbucks locator on your PDA.
Real problem: You check it before you make hotel reservations.
Really big problem: You check it before you make airline reservations.
Possible problem: You attend a ribbon-cutting at the new Starbucks.
Real problem: You cry.
Possible problem: You get a Duetto card(a reloadable Starbucks card), and, when the bill comes, you're dismayed to learn how much you're spending each month.
Real problem: It's the same amount you spent for rent on your first apartment.
Really big problem: You dump the Duetto card and go back to cash so you won't have to know.
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Thank goodness I don't have the problem.
