Random NASCAR Stuff to talk about.....

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There are rumors and allegations floating around Milan that certain ski jumpers are injecting substances into their penises to enlarge them for the official fitting and inspection of the competition suits. Additional fabric in the crotch area would enhance the suit's aerodynamic lift. Seriously, I couldn't make this up, LOL. The anti-doping authorities have vowed to investigate...

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7024688/2026/02/05/ski-jump-*****-enhancement-wada/

Edit... I think the link doesn't work because of the NYT paywall,
 
There are rumors and allegations floating around Milan that certain ski jumpers are injecting substances into their penises to enlarge them for the official fitting and inspection of the competition suits. Additional fabric in the crotch area would enhance the suit's aerodynamic lift. Seriously, I couldn't make this up, LOL. The anti-doping authorities have vowed to investigate...


Edit... I think the link doesn't work because of the NYT paywall,
Who knew in 2026 we're going to get a literal Olympic d*** measuring contest. Maybe we should send Ross.
 
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