Random NASCAR Stuff to talk about.....
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Keep your hands on the wheel.
"Please keep your hands and feet inside until the ride has come to a complete stop."
LewTheShoe
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There are rumors and allegations floating around Milan that certain ski jumpers are injecting substances into their penises to enlarge them for the official fitting and inspection of the competition suits. Additional fabric in the crotch area would enhance the suit's aerodynamic lift. Seriously, I couldn't make this up, LOL. The anti-doping authorities have vowed to investigate...
https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7024688/2026/02/05/ski-jump-*****-enhancement-wada/
Edit... I think the link doesn't work because of the NYT paywall,
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Hire fluffers.
Much less expensive.
Much less expensive.
hmmm298
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Who knew in 2026 we're going to get a literal Olympic d*** measuring contest. Maybe we should send Ross.
Blue Chew.
DaleJrFan2003
Welcome Winston Cup fans!
To me, the Super Bowl just means it's one week to Daytona...which means it's not less than a week. 
Magicmiler
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Didn't know where to put this, but during the finish some dumbass tried to toss someone's ashes onto the track. Stupid, gross and dangerous all wrapped together in one cruddy package.
To quote Bob Jenkins, people who throw stuff on the track aren't race fans, they're race idiots.
To quote Bob Jenkins, people who throw stuff on the track aren't race fans, they're race idiots.
DaleJrFan2003
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Dumb **** didn't account for the wind and they blew right back in his face. Deserved.
Cheap ass could have paid for pre-race infield access and scattered ashes over the entire track. Hell, people would have helped and probably observed a moment of silence. That's how real race fans act.
Willowisherself
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Not gonna lie, when I was watching the monobob events, my ears perked up when i heard diffey voice lol. it was nice to hear his voice after watching the fox announcers being.... the fox announcers
Willowisherself
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Tbh I do like the fact this account is treating it like its actually 2001. feels neat, as somebody who didnt live through this and only heard the aftermath of it
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I was a 10 year old Dale fan who already had tickets to go see him that year on my birthday at the 600.
Willowisherself
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did you still go? who did you root for ( i would guess Jr but)
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Yes to both.
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While I was a Dale fan, I had followed Jr since I was probably 5 or 6 years old, even before he got to Nascar, so yes. Also Harvick for obvious reasons, though I later grew out of being a fan of him.
While I don't necessarily remember all of it, I was 10, I like to think of it as I got to participate in making Nascar history, good or bad, what with all of the "lap 3" fan tributes etc that year.