Kurt sat at a bar, drinking slowly. On his face was the saddest hangdog expression.
The bartender asked, "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?"
Kurt replied, "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month."
The bartender responded, "That should make you happy."
"No, the month is up today!"
The bartender asked, "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?"
Kurt replied, "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month."
The bartender responded, "That should make you happy."
"No, the month is up today!"
